Turtle boi: I have standards so high you're too small to reach them.
Ham man: I have standards so high, Even Jefferson would need a ladder to reach them.
Jeffershit: *walks up otta nowhere* idk what you said. Idc what you said. But leave me the fuck out of it.
Ham man: fUCK OFf.
Jeffershit: No need to fuck off
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Jeffershit: when I can roll off. *gets on the floor and rolls away extremely slowly*
MadHatterSon: wow.
Lafryeet: *screams/Singing* AMEEEERICA AMEEEERICA!!
TheBestHorseFucker: guys help, Lafayette is dying!
Lafryeet: wha? I'm just singing-
Ham man: TO THE HOSPITAL! *pushes TheBestHorseFucker out the window and jumps out window*
Lafryeet: but I'm-
Turtle boi: *forces le Lafryeet out let door*
WashingMachineDad: *rolls his eyes, puts hands on his hips* you damn kids.
