--Sean--
Ugh, I can't believe this. This is all Andrew's fault. Everything is Andrew's fault. It's the middle of winter, on Christmas Eve, and I'm cold and lost.I'm supposed to be with Ben, Saki, and Momo uhhhh... keeping an eye on Miya and Andrew.
NO, THEY ARE NOT DATING, ASSHOLE! Andrew took Miya to the cookie place since she wanted one. They separated from the group and I uhhh... secretly followed them. But I got lost in the crowd and now I'm cold and lost (paragraph 1). ;-;
You know why this is all Andrew's fault?! Earlier this morning...
Knock knock. Knock. Knock. Knock.
The door burst open and the light from the outside world stung me through my closed eyes.
"Ahem. Sean, I think you should wake up." Saki spoke.
Her feet tiptoed toward my bed, and, out of the blue, Jesus's power came down upon Saki and she karate chopped me right in the chest!
"OW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?"
"Oh. You awoke from the dead."
"Bitch-ass!"
"Fucking piece of worthless shit I have to wake up on Christmas Eve."
Shit. I forgot.
"Why are you waking me up though?" I asked.
"Oh, well, I guess you want to stay home while Andrew takes Miya out."
"WHAT?!
"Out the door, dumbass. Unless you want it to be something else, then-"
"Okok, I'm dressing."
"Good. Oh yeah, and we are leaving right now, so"
"SHIT."
See what I mean? Ugh, I hope they find me soon.
~meanwhile~
"Saaaakkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"-Ben
"What, Ben?"-Saki
"Why does Miya get cookies while we don't?"-Ben
"Yeah, Saki, why?"-Momo
"Shut up, Momo."-Saki
"Why tho?"-Momo
"The reason why only Miya gets cookies with Andrew is because then they will be alone, and Sean will be jealous. "-S
"Hm?"-B
"Sean likes Miya?!"-M
"If you think so. He can always be jealous because of his crush on Andrew."-S
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