Group chat with all the girls
Ally: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY YAYAYYAY
Normani: someone loves the day of love
Ally: heck yeah!
Dinah: noo, you iz wrong
Dinah: it's Valenhate Day
Ally: what? Why would I hate the day of love and unity and beautiful things??
Dinah: because who tf has hope in love if Camren can't even stay together 😭😭
Normani: you sound like a fan
Dinah: I am a fan bish!! AND a Captain mind you
Normani: well there's always Norminah to have hope in
Ally: loooool
Dinah: whatchu lolling at smallz?
Ally: Lots of of of of of LOVE
Normani: the one day you can use lol that way 😂
Lauren: hi
Camila: hell oooo
Dinah: *whispers* they're on at the same time, that must be a good sign
Normani: Dinah....
Dinah: what?
Normani: just because you put *Whispers* like that does not mean you are actually being lowkey
Dinah: it's *whispers* not *Whispers*
Normani: what??
Dinah: Wingardium Leviosa bitch
Ally: I get it, cause Dinah's whisper didn't have a capital W🙋
Dinah: that's my girl!!!
Normani: omfg....
Normani: I can't
Dinah: I know you can't
Normani: you're meant to be loving me not annoying me
Dinah: I am loving you
Normani: lol k bye
Dinah: HEY NO
Dinah: I'm sowy pwease forgive meee
Normani: eew baby talk
Dinah: 😑😑 I was being cute
Normani: that's not cute
Ally: well I found it cute
Normani: of course you did mama
Ally: was that sarcasm?
Normani: nah
Ally: hmm okay
Camila: we should all watch the movie Valentine's Day with Taylor Swift in it!!!
Dinah: oh no she didn't
Ally: she did
Lauren: fuck Taylor Swift
Camila: you know maybe I will and it'll probably be better than the weak ass fucks you give to Lucy
Normani: OH SHIIIT
Lauren: I don't ass fuck Lucy, you and Taylor can keep that kink to yourselves
Camila: oh so you do fuck Lucy, i knew it
Lauren: she's way better than you ever were 💁
Dinah: getting WAY TOO REAL RN
Ally: well sheet
Camila: by better I'm sure you mean easy, and an easy fuck skips all the best parts of foreplay so enjoy your easy fucks babe
Lauren: don't call me babe
Camila: don't call me out, you know how good I can make you feel
Camila: "Camz, ahh, Camila, yes right there, you know ahh exactly how to mmm, so good baby"
Dinah: EEW DA FUCK 😨
Ally: HOLY WATER WHERE IT AT
Ally: the one time I need it AND I DON'T GOT IT + + + + + REPEL
Camila: Lauren you know it's true, that's why you can't reply
Lauren: actually I didn't reply because I couldn't recall a time you made me cum
Camila: what?
Lauren: Girls can fake it 'babe'
Normani: Fuuckk I feel like I'm witnessing a boxing match and someone just got knocked tf out
Camila: don't call me babe
Lauren: don't call me out
Camila: fuck you
Lauren: you wish, Taylor not satisfying you?
Dinah: OKAY ENOUGH
5 minutes later
Dinah: damn that actually worked
Normani: well I'm thankful
Ally: me too
Dinah: this sucks ass
Camila: not as much as Lauren sucks Lucy's 💁
Dinah: 😯
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A/N: HIIII!!!! Wow its been a while...has it? I don't even know what time is anymore tbh like what's today?
I hope you all had a lovely Valentine's Day but if you hate the day then well hope you had a nice Valenhate Day!
HEARTS ❤💚💙💛💔💜💕💛💖💚💘💕💗💖💖💛
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Fifth Harmony Texts
FanfictionTexts between the girls that are weird af, fluffy, and absolutely cringey lmao enjoy Cover by: @SLOTHTATO who is legitimately a legend
