Dinah: I AM IN DA HOUSE YO
Ally: which house?
Dinah: this house
Ally: but we're not in a house...
Dinah: ALLY ya killing ma vibe here
Normani: hey lay off my sweet cakes, she don't ruin anybody's vibe
Ally: thank you Mami ☺️
Normani: all good babe 😚
Dinah: yikes y'all are extra affectionate today
Normani: damn right we are
Lauren: YO I AM IN DA HOUSE
Normani: not you too Lauren
Dinah: LO KNOWS WHERE ITS AT
Lauren: DAMN RIGHT I DO
Lauren: speaking of where it's at
Lauren: where is Camila at?
Ally: she went banana shopping
Normani: ....
Ally: literally her words were "Hey, Ally. I'm gonna go banana shopping, wanna come?"
Lauren: did you go with her?
Ally: yeah we're struggling whether we want un ripe bananas so they can ripe or bananas that are already ripe but we'll have to eat them sooner
Camila: second option IM HUNGRY AF
Lauren: Camz! 😊
Dinah: Walz! 😜
Normani: good banana choice 👍 save me one
Camila: always ❤️
Lauren: I thought you didn't even like bananas tho Mani
Normani: I NEVER said that
Camila: yeah ManiBear wouldn't say that!
Ally: Camila! The guy you found hot is in the butter isle 😉
Dinah: CHEATING ON MY GIRL CHANCHO
Lauren: 😭😭
Normani: I thought you would have a different reaction Lauren 😄
Lauren: sorry
Lauren: where this bitch at? Do I gotta drag him down the egg isle and chop his balls off, letting dem fall into the carton of twelve plus one for a lucky winner?
Dinah: firstly, what. The. Fuck.
Dinah: don't he have two balls? It'd be carton of twelve eggs plus two would it not?
Lauren: no this boi only got one ball
Ally: why?
Camila: cause I played catch with his dog
Normani: THAT SOUNDS SO DISTURBING WYD
Ally: this chat just got REAL weird
Camila: these chats are always weird
Normani: show me a pic I wanna see!
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Fifth Harmony Texts
FanfictionTexts between the girls that are weird af, fluffy, and absolutely cringey lmao enjoy Cover by: @SLOTHTATO who is legitimately a legend
