Wun day julia waz working dun the road 2 c ef she coud find heerself a boifwend wen al off a suddin she sore a larj burrd in tha skai. Juria leyks beg burrds, so insted of runnen eway, she wooked 2words it. Butt as she goat closerr, she sore it was knot a beg burrd, butt it waz en fuct Ryin Gooseling wiff wengs & a tale that luked lik a goose.
"Ai no I say that u r not hott", Juhia stamerrd, luuking at the grownd and bluchin, "butt u r, eevin wit dose wengs und thut tale."
"Y thunk yu," arnsurred whyan. "I's herd you ar look ing fow a boiifreind?"
"Hot enymore! I meen not. Not enymoorr. Noot hot. U r hot. Wate Wat?" Julia is morrtefyed, boot ryen just smyled.
"Of coarse im hot. I do cumm strate frum da son arfder all."
Umazed, juxia aksed, "how ya stell alife than mate?"
It was a fear qwedion.
"Becawse," ryin sed, "the sunn lieks meh. She dus nut wont to hirrt me."
"Tha sun is a she?" Juwia is overwelmed wit dis knew informashin.
"Yaas she es. Und she leeks you to." Raien smild, & and juhia allmost passes owt omg he so hawt she thawt.
"Thut is y I am here." Ryun went on. "Tha sun sent meh her to tal you Thut she has fownd you the perrfeect boyfreen."
"Butt hoe does shee knoe? How ded she fined hem?"
"the son knoes alll. She alsow hus a gr8 view wear she es. Butt she duz get an oyed at how mooch tha earf fidgets."
"Eim shore she duse." Juyia ugg greed. "Soe, were is he, und howe do I geet too him?"
"Ai well take u there."
"Bitt how!? Shorrly you rnt strong enuff to carree me!?"
Beecause, as jukia had just noteissed, rying gooseberry was, en facte, the sise of ur avridge goos.
"No julie." His ise glinted wif umusemint. "Im not."
Und than, b4 here fairy own eyes, ryon gosslins head was dekapodated.
And owt of is head gru a rerl goose hed, und he gru fethers, ubtil there was a reel gooze in his plase.
And thin his otter head, tha decaqataded wun, disappeerd, & in its place wer 5 smol bebby gees. Eech on had ta head of ryun.
Wun off dem enclined its head 2ward the beg gose. "Et is me plessur to introdus u to the muther goos. And as forr the reest uf uz, we ar all nowe ryen. Dunt rorry, it note perminant."
Julia didnt quedgin thes. He waz rynn gooselost arfta all. Thes was al probs unuther dae in the offis 4 him.
"Plesed to meat you."she seed to da muther goos, who just loked towords the bby ryen geeze xpectintally wit un ungry HOONK!
Thay al sarrownded jiles, and they eech hald her legz, arrmz, and one of dem, ceerful not to mess wit heer STRAWBERRY BLONDE here, toook hold off er head.
"Do u twust me?" The 5 ryins aksed juwia.
She noded. Uf corse she ded. Heh was fweeken Ruyn Geeselong!!
Und da sweven uf them roose op onto da air, und staretd too flye toowords da luv off her live, ef et was poosabel 4 her ta luv enywun moor then she allreedy luved rywen gasleak.
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