Jukia woke upp 2 sumtheen far moor terrafying then eneything she had eva scene beef oar. It wus eevin skeeria then tha thort of ryen gayspleen baetreyen her. Shorlee all off that hud just bean a baad dreem.
Und noe, as she loked at tha wiled creechur thin en frunt off her, she thord, norw it jist seams 2 b getin evan wurse.
Bcos, rite in frunt off her, wus bye fare tha hortest beby dear she hud eva sene.
4 this wun, joust leek ryin ghostlean, hud tha headd off her faveoritt selebbritty. Arfta ryon, golfcourse, bcos he wus faa from tha topp off her liss now.
This dare, had tha hed of her ownly utha bae, otha then ryyn gosledding und her apparint tru luv, Shawn mendees.
"S-s-senpye?" She sed in otter umasement.
"Excause meh?!" The creecha aksed sassalee, raesing his lushiss ibrow heres. "Whaot ded ya joost coll meh?!"
Juwia scrambelled eggs 2 her feat on da sund, yellin at it "U SANDEE BEECH!" b4 turning bak to shorn und sed, "OMG eevin tho ur like, yung und stuf, & like, a DEAR, u r still, like, SEW hawt, und BOW-WOW-WOW I luv yu!!!"
"IISNOTADEER!" shaun-not-tha-sheeep meendis said, lookin affended. He wus now speecing in a shril, hipiched voise, thut neva wunce chanjed its tone, und he spok so fuust thit al his wyrds beldend 2getha.
He wus still showten az he sed "UNDMAINAMNOTSHORN! WHYEVRY1CALLMEDAT!? I! IS! FAWN!" hes voise bcame a lot slowa und kuieta wen he sed, "I is fawn. Forn Trendeez. Becoz I um a vewwy TRENDY fown." He wiggeld his litil but 4 emfasis, und jukia noteissd thut it alsow kuite kute wile trying not 2 fante.
"Ooh, sow u like a temmee than." Juwia stated. At hes konfusd look, she a shored hem "dont worree, It a complimint."
She wus starten to thenk thut mayb he was not soo terrybal afteral. At furst she hud bean scarred thut she wood nut b abbel 2 date him cos he was a yung dare und she was knot, butt now she de-sided thut she didnt kare. She wus in luv wif him, und she refussd to let him brake her hart lyk run letsgoskiing did.
"Y am I her?" She aksed dreemalee."y r u here?"
"I is sent buy son. I take u 2 ur luvar."
"Und were is he?"
"Indeair." Shrrn arnsid.
"Wher r we?"
"Wel," he locked unshore. "We r her."
"Yu do not kno where hair is?"
He shok his hed. His hot, sweat hed.
"If u were wundaring y this eyelid just
A peared, it is cos tha son plased it hare so u didint droun. Und thun she teleporrt meh to take u 2 ur luver."
"Butt how ded she mak it?"
"Wel, u may noteiss that thes eyelid is mad of gas." He arnsord.
Und wen she lokied dorn, she sor that the reesin tha sound was so hawt wus nought bcos sean wus stundin on it, boot cos it WAS in fuct mad of gas, joost lyk tha sun, und her feet where burrneng.
"JUMPONSHAWNSBUCKUNDHEWILLTAKEU2URFIANSAY!"
"We r engajed?" This dis tractored her temperrareally from tha burrning sensashin off her feat burnen off.
"YES! NOW ON JUMP!"
joyefolly she joomped on, her night in shinen arma, taken her 2 her utha night eb shiningg arma, tho, wen she thort of it, he probs wasnt in eny arma becos it was kuite hot in indea und he wood probe lee ovaheet.
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Juwia's Beg Advenchur Towrds Tru Luv
Non-FictionSo far, all this story has lead to is the questioning of my entire existence, my sanity, and my sister's influence. If you have difficulty reading this, I recommend that you read this out loud instead of in your head This is just me taking the micke...
