A parrot lee Rywn gooseleap had lyed too her mor then wunce, becase it turns owt tha son did not lyke her anuf to mayke shore she dident pars owt from heet UND sunstroque az Shawn trendeez flu upp, in2 tha skie und clos two tha son, eevin tho he had towld her thut thu suun ded leke jueia.
She woce upp shakking wit anga in a culdrin of rogin josh currie, ryuns words replaeing in her hed; she lykes u 2, he hud told her, wuth his hartwarmin, (and apparintely hard BRAKING to), simile.
She xhayeld angrilly und sat herself up en tha curie. Et easnt a deep culdrin, joost a lerge wun. Wen she shore tha currie, she chaired upp a bet.
Jugia lyked cury.
She hud liced burrds wunce too, bitt arfta her resent expeereinse wif dem, she wus a bitt less fond off thum nowe.
Und unlik byrds, tha cuury wuz goood.
In her ipinun, tha curre wus probiblee onlee god bcos she wus lyen in it, und she wus v good 4 seesining, boot she tryed not 2 b 2 kriticil ubout et.
Uther then tha fact that she allmoast blindid hrslf bye gettin sum in her I (it burnt a loot und wus quite punful butt juyia is a tuff & brav gurl so it dident botther here), she relly enjoyd this hole knew expeereeonce.
She hud jumpd of a bridj bfor (I no it stoopid y wod enywun in there rite mind do thut, butt juiya was un42nitlee 2 foe kissed on tha hole YDOLO thang), und she hud sumhoe sirvifed thut. Boot batheing in curry relly beet that.
When she hud finiched it al (she hid a rartha larg appatight okae?) She lookec a round 4 sorn, boot coodent c him enywere.
Butt wat she did c was a ratha meen loocking which cumming 2worrds her, snarrlen.
"DID U LETTLE RASCILL EET AL MT SOOP!"
JUtia kindlee correktid her, sayen thut it wus nut soop, but et wus enfact curie, bitt this joost seemd 2 mak mattrz worze.
"NONSENCE YOU YUNG WHIPPERSNIPPER! YOU R GONNA PAY 4 DIS!"
B4 jookia culd wunda how she cud undastand tha in dean lungwage she wus speeking, the witsh stared cuming 2 words her freatinlee, brandishshing a broom-broom.
Und as she desparitly looked awowned 4 the a parrot Leah non exestent Shawn trendeez, she seemed to suddinlee divelopp a x stream phobeea of broooms, und she screemed.
2 B CONTINUD (I apologise)
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