Hi everyone I made these up so please don't copy or i'll be sad 😥, and delete this book. thanks! i'll try to put a new joke up everyday! sorry if i somehow wrote down one of your jokes! oh and if you want to share a joke with me please comment, thx.
A piece of string walks into a bar and says, "hey ring up a beer for me!" to the waiter."we don't serve string here, get out!" rudely replied the waiter. the string walked out past a man."hey can you do me a favor?" the string says to the man."sure!" said the man back."can you tie me in a knot?" asked the string. "ummmm, ok said the man confused. the man tied the string into a knot."and can you ruffle up the lose strings on my head?" questioned the string. the man ruffled up the string's extra string. "thanks!" said the string walking into the bar again. "hey weren't you the piece of string i say earlier?" asked the waiter. "i'm afraid knot!" said the string now a knot.
