Sorry i didn't update for a long time!!!
Weird Excuses
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1. teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: Well...my grandma died and blood went all over the paper and i decided to just throw it away...
2. Mom: Why is your room still messy?
Kid: Well...an alien came in and we decided to have a dance party...and i left for a drink and when i came back it was like this...
3. dude: you where soooooooooo like CRAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY!!!! LAST NIGHT!!!
Steve: umm no i wasn't i was at my moms house!
-a guy walks into the room dressed just like Steve-
Fake steve: YAAAAYYYYY LIKE THAT GUY OVER THERE KIDNAPED ME AND PUT ME IN THESE CLOTHES!!
steve: umm oh i think my fish is drowning! Gotta go!!
