Listen Up Girls:
A few tips while your texting a boy!!
-Don't expect a reply every 5 minutes, Call of Duty rounds usually last around 10 minutes.
-Keep the messages short so we can answer you during a kill cam :-)
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Teacher:Where's your homework? Me: I lost it while fighting the kid who said you weren't the best teacher ever.
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Imagine this:
A man bends down and says to the women standing in front of him and says " Susan, will you marry me?". She saids, "Of course I will Jon!"
If I were a man, and I had a lot of spare money, and a identical twin, this would be the best prank I'd ever play on them.
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To be old and wise you have to be young and stupid first.
