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my new sneezy girlfriend

my personal favorite ;))

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I met a beautiful, intelligent and sexy girl from the forum about a week ago and we finally got together for the first time a couple days ago. Today, we were at an amusement park and let me just say this, she has the most incredible sneezes I've ever heard! I kid you not!! She stifles like no other. She doesn't even pinch her nose. She kinda turns her head to the side and lets out a random set of nonstop, yet silent stifles, numbering anywhere 6-10 in a row each time. Occasionally, a few will slip out. Those are even more sexy and amazing because she has such a cute, adorable sneeze. She sneezes ALOT!! Like hundreds a day. I'm sure when her allergies are really bad, we may be talking thousands. This I know for sure.

Anyway, we were just finishing lunch, and she started sneezing. She started letting out her cute little stifled sneezes....one after another after another. She must have been up to about 25 or so when I asked her if she was OK. She said she was, but she wanted to leave because she didn't want to get embarrassed. She thought everybody was watching her. Well, don't know about everybody, but this beauty had 110% of my attention. She was trying soooo hard not to start sneezing again, when I reached over and tickled her nose....well that's all it took! She started sneezing and sneezing and sneezing uncontrollably. We got up from the table and I put my arm around her as we were walking. She couldn't stop sneezing....it was the most incredible thing I've ever seen. We found a corner of the park that was empty and I stood in front of her so she was shielded from people. She proceeded to sneeze nonstop for about 10 minutes straight! I have no idea how many times she sneezed because when she zoomed past 115, I lost count. I would estimate her total to have been 250 or so. No lie! She said sometimes, it gets even worse than that. When she stopped sneezing, I got her a cold drink so she could recover from her fit.

We were walking across the street to a mall after we had finished lunch. It was really hot outside so I suggested we just drive over instead of walking. As we headed back to the car, there was some freshly mowed grass in several piles that hadn't been cleaned up yet. She grabbed my hand and started to walk very fast. When I asked her what the hurry was, she simply pointed and said, "grass!" Unfortunately, or fortunately enough as the case may be, she couldn't hold her breath long enough to escape the smell of grass in the air. She started waiving her hand frantically and started sneezing uncontrollably. It was amazing!! She kept sneezing for 15 minutes straight, nonstop! Every single time she thought she had sneezed her last sneeze, she started to twitch her nose again and kind of let out a sigh. I started feeling bad for her, but there was nothing I could do, except hold her while she was sneezing. It was pretty damn incredible.

We went to a baseball game tonight, but before the game, she had one of her miraculous, amazing sneezing fits just before we got out of the car. Lots of stifles and sexy sneezes mixed together. It was a perfect blend of the two. At the game, she kept twitching her nose and rubbing it back and forth. She she fought off the verge of a huge sneezing fit, but that was short lived. About 15 minutes later, she stifled 18 rapid fire sneezes one after another after another. I couldn't bless her fast enough!! This all occurred in about 10 seconds. Oh, and did I mention her incredibly cute pre-sneeze face?? Well, she wiggles and twitches her nose and tries her best to fight off the impending sneeze, but as always, she isn't able to stop it and the fits begin. There were several more times throughout the game that she started feeling a fit coming on, but she was able to get away with only letting a few out. When we got back to the car....well, you figure it out!!

For the past two hours, my honey has been having nonstop major sneezing attacks. They're upwards of as little as 25 in a row and as many as 100+ in a row. She just had the 100+ fit, which is why I had to log on and write about it. They're a mix of stifles and her cute, medium sized sneezes that come out rapid fire as well. Oh, and yes, her sneezes and stifles are rapid fire. There's virtually no space in between sneezes.

Since she started sneezing, she's probably sneezed 500 times, if not more. She's getting very little relief in between sets, maybe 2-5 minutes, if that. Needless to say, we've decided to stay in tonight. We were going to go to a movie, but I don't know how much of the movie I would have actually seen!

Her sneezing attacks are finally over. She's sleeping now. Just after I wrote the first post, she commented that she probably sneezed about 1000 times over the first two hour period. I told her I guessed only 500+ or so and she totally disagreed and said it was around 800 conservatively.

Anyway, those attacks were the most freakin incredible fits I've ever seen or heard. I've NEVER seen a girl sneeze the way she did tonight. And, what makes things even more interesting, well I should say, better as far as her incredible display of sneezing goes, is that she told me that was only a moderate attack. She gets them even worse, meaning more sneezing, less time betweeen fits and lasting for 24 hours if not longer........Un-Freakin-Believable!!!!

We went to another baseball game tonight. There were three different times she had fits during the game. The first happened at our seats when she leaned over and pressed her nose into my shoulder and proceeded to stifle 27 sneezes one after another after another....very hot! The second time occurred when we had returned from getting something to eat. We were about to go down to our seats when she gave me the "look." I asked her if she was going to start sneezing and she nodded her head. We proceeded to a corner of the concession stands that were already closed, and once again, she pressed her nose into my shoulder while I had my arms around her and she stifled another 37 sneezes. The last fit she had was on our way to the car. She let loose 28 sexy sneezes as we were heading through the parking lot. Mind you, this took her all of about 15-20 seconds to do. In case you're wondering, if you said "bless you" over and over again, that's how fast she sneezes. Sometimes I can't even keep up because she's too fast for me!

While we were driving yesterday, my darling, sexy girlfriend had the most amazing, radical, incredible, and most delicious sneezing fit I've ever seen in my entire life. She started sneezing and I just thought it was one of her typical 40-50 sneeze fits, but oh was I sooooo wrong. After she hit 50 or so sneezes, she didn't stop sneezing. The sneezes kept piling up....100, 200, 300, 400....she sneezed nonstop for just over 45 minutes and ended up sneezing well over 1000 times!!!! I've never seen anything sexier in my life! She literally couldn't stop sneezing if she wanted to! One after another after another....rapid fire, stifled, big and sexy....she just kept going and going and going. She started sneezing at 6:25P and didn't stop until 7:12P!! I completely lost count of how many times she sneezed and had to go on estimates after she passed 500!!

The second fit happened last night when we were driving home from the store. She started sneezing when I waved the sports section in her face. I was like, "Sneeze, sneeze...." She had to sneeze anyway, but they were stuck. Holy sh*t!!!! She started sneezing her freakin head off!! 202 sneezes later.....! She finally calmed down. This morning, when I woke her up, I was treated to tons of her sexy morning sneezes all over my neck while she was cuddled up in my arms.