*laughs* I'm so screwed

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Haha Ahhh yeah I can't stop laughing.
Not the good humours laugh,
The I'm scared to death laugh

This is so not going to end well
*nervous laugh*
Oh my josh I'm scared
Current hiding

*backs up a couple of hours*
So we went to pick up my depressed father for breakfast though he kinda didn't wanna go.
Even though he basically thinks they're still together.
They aren't and he's being possessive.
Not helping.

After a long long awkward breakfast we went to my moms friends house, all of us.

My father came to help.
We got a chair from her and a treadmill.
After we get home I ask my grandpa to open the garage because we're back.
He looks at the stuff.
Walks away cursing in Spanish.

Now to present time.
It's a big chair I mean, a big chair,
We do not have a big house or big doorways...
The chair got stuck.
He is pissed.
My grandfather is pissed.
It's scary.
After he saw the stuff up close
He swears in Spanish again
And grabs a machete kife to cut up the sticks

And that's when I run down stairs laughing and everyone stairs at me like I'm crazy because let's face it I am.

Then the chair gets stuck and I'm hiding currently.

Also that treadmill is have af.
Someone isn't gonna live to see tomorrow.
So yeah

Haha ha uhhhh

Wish me luck loves bai bai!!!

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