Diary Of An Ugly - The Movie

Chapter 3

Mr. Sanford was talking to Eya when all of a sudden, Cross walks in madly. "GET IT HURRY UP!" Shouting at the servant. "Cross..." Mr. Ashford calling him, "What now you old doofus fucker!" "You don't have to be rude," "IKR!" Eya shouts, "What's your problem?! First of all your dad isn't a fucker, second of all he's not a doofus, third of all, your dad is actually handsome! Don't disrespect your parents!" "WHO'S THIS?!" "Whoev- No! Whatever you are... GET OUT! I don't wanna see your polka dot face when i get back!" "See what I mean," says his dad, " Yea I can... But I'm not a quitter!"

Late at midnight, while waiting for Cross, Eya went to the kitchen to pour herself a glass of water, placing the pitcher back in the fridge. Cross walks in, he grabbed the glass of water like a drunk dude, well ofc... HE'S DRUNK AS FUCK! Eya grabs the glass of water saying " HEY! THAT'S MINE!" "YOU'RE STILL HERE?!" "It's mine, GIVE IT TO ME!" "NO! IT'S MINE!" grabbing the glass and pulling it like it's tug of war, he let's go and hits his face on the shiny metal fridge. She sighs and puts the glass on the table. *DOOR SLAMS OPEN* Cross ripped through the door with Eya following him and telling him to slow the down. She puts his arms around her for support and struggling to walk him in a straight path. They were wobbling, swerving around the whole mansion. "Where are we headed?" "to your room..." she opens the door and he falls to his light blue colored bed with a teddy bear on it, turns out he was also a bit childish, "C'MON CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES! YOU SMELL LIKE ALCOHOL!" he makes a gesture with his index fingers swirling aroung in a circle motion"Turn Around, Don't peek!" He smirks. So she turns around "I'm not interested!" He removed his sleeveles polo showing a tank top, he removes it showing his 6 pack and throwing his smelly clothes on Eya laughing " SUCH A JER-" her mouth open, glancing at his 6 pack, she smacks the tank  on him madly "HEY WAKE UP! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" she goes to the side of the bed and whispers "UGH! SUCH A JERK!" suddenly he grabs her and pulls her to his slick chest, " HEY HEY HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING! LET GOOOOOO!" "Just admit it, You like me," he says smirking, " HEY JERK! STOP ASSUMING!LET GO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!" "You're so pretty" He sits up right all of a sudden and throws up on her, he wipes his mouth and goes back to bed. "YOU JERK! EWWWWWW!" "I love you," " I LOVE YOU YOUR FACE!" he turns on his side, grabs his teddy bear, hugs it, and falls asleep

First Year College - Day 2

Eya was pulling leaves off a bush saying shitty things about Eya. A girl with short hair approaches her and squeezes her hips, "please don't pull the leaves off, it's bad for nature," "Oh, Sorry," "Hi, I'm Lory, and you are?" "ummm, I'm Eya" "Boy problems huh?" "Ummmm no. are you an exchange student?" "No *giggles* I was here ever since I was kinder" "I like it here 'cause my crush is here" "ohhhh, well I'm a scholar here," "WAIT?! Dou you know Cross Sanford?!"*school bell rings*" YEA! he's such a-" "Sorry gotta go, I have class, Nice to meet you!"

3 Sluts walks towards her, "OMG! HE'S COMING!" "OH HE'S SO HOT!" "Eya!" Cross shouts, Eya turns with confidence on her face, " VICIOUS FROG!" Eya then immitates a frog and jumps up the plank, Cross hands her a paper, " Buy those, I need them for tomorrow, make sure it's complete... or else," Cross walks away not even glancing at the 3 sluts.

At the Stationery,

"Ma'am, your total is 3,897" Eya takes her money, her eyes turned huge, that was sure when she knew she didn't have enough, "ummm, can I reserve it?" "Ma'am sorry but i've printed the receipt already," "What a bastard!" she whispers " Ma'am? Did you just call me a bastard?" "UMMM NO! NO! you must be mistaken" "GUARD!" "MISS" someone shouts, It's Chad! "Include mine," he smiled at Eya, "Sir, 4,360 is your grand total," He hands in his credit card, "EXCUSE ME! are you stalking me?!" "NO! why are you so assuming?" "Then why do you always save me?" "Relax Peppy," she carried the paper bag and seemed to have her hands full, "Need Help With That?" Says the caring guy, "ummm actually, can I borrow some money for a ride home? I'll pay you back" "Sure, even if you don't pay me back, just make sure next time, if I ask for a favor, you'll help me, okay?" and he hands her the money, "alright, just tell me," "okay, SEE YA!"

Back Home

Sariel enters Cross' room and drops everything in front of him "YOU MADE ME BUY SO MUCH THINGS BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CENT!" "Why didn't you ask?" She hands him the receipt and he grabs it, without caring he took his wallet and pulled out the money, "You may leave," she counts the money and says "you're missing 20," he pulled out a 20 he hands it, she sets her hand up to get it and he drops it, she grabs the money stands up and shouts like a lion.