Random Josh Dun Oneshots

Paradise (Josh x reader)

*SMUT WARNING AND HARSH LANGUAGE*

(No one's POV)

You and Josh had been married for 2 months and you two decided on going to Hawaii for your honeymoon. You never really got to see him since he was always touring, so this was nice. You guys were walking along the shore and you see Tyler and Jenna.

"Josh!," you yell. "Tyler and Jenna are down there, I thought they were at the hotel?"

"We should go down there!" Josh yells running down to them.

When you got there Tyler and Jenna were surprised to see you. Josh just realized that you guys walked over a mile and they were pretty far from where you guys started. You and Josh started to walk down a bit farther and your legs were getting really tired, so you guys started heading back to the hotel room you guys share. Hopping onto the bed, you noticed Josh staring at you biting his lip. You acted like you didn't notice but you did.

"Josh, I'm going to hop into the shower." You shouted from the bathroom.

"Mkay." Josh exclaimed.

(Josh's POV)

Wow, (Y/N) is beautiful. I can't take it. I want her. Only her. She is already mine, although I want more than her marriage. I want her physically too. I'll just wait for her to get out of the shower, she'll be mine.

A few minutes later, I heard the shower turn off. A bit of excitement burst through me, but I was nervous at the same time. I heard (Y/N) start to come out of the bathroom. I was waiting outside of the door and as soon as she came out I pulled her into a kiss which turned into a heated make-out session.

"Jump." I whispered in between kisses.

(Y/N) jumped into my arms and I walked us into the bedroom still kissing her. I threw the towel that was wrapped around her onto the ground. I started to move from her lips to her jaw, then down to her collarbone until I found her sweet spot that made her yell out.

"Oh fuck Josh." (Y/N) moaned out.

I continued to suck there and other places until I left many marks. I felt (Y/N) tug on my shirt signaling for me to take it off.

(Y/N's POV)

I was surprised at all that was happening. I didn't let that stop anyone. I was enjoying it.

As Josh took off his shirt I bit my lip out of habit. He had a well toned body. I have no idea what I did to deserve him. He was extremely generous, and he was incredibly good looking.

I pushed Josh down and began to suck on his collar bone as he let out a loud grunt. After a few minutes of this, Josh rolled us over and began to grab a condom from his pocket and set it down onto the bedside table. I noticed how large his bulge was (*notices your bulge* owo whats this? SORRY). I started to unzip his pants and then started to grab the hem of his boxers and slowly pull them down, teasing him. Until he got impatient and pulled them down. His member popped up hitting his stomach which made him groan. He grabbed the condom and slid it over. I pushed him onto the bed and positioned his member at my entrance. I started to slowly go down, getting used to his size.

"Oh fuck (Y/N)," Josh said.

I started to bounce on him.

"yES RIGHT THERE JOSH!!" I yelled out of pleasure.

"I think I'm gonna come." Josh said.

"Me too," I said panting.

Josh started bucking his hips up making your legs shake because of so much pleasure. As you guys hit your climax, you topple over him onto his chest. Your legs were sore because of the amount of pleasure you had.

"I guess your legs are even more sore than before." Josh joked.

"They defiantly are." I said laughing along with Josh.

We hear a loud knock on the door, remembering that Tyler and (666 words) Jenna were right next door and could hear us. We jumped up and quickly threw on some pajamas. We answered the door to see Tyler standing there tired and having a look on his face that showed disgust.

"I guess you guys thought that (Y/N)'s legs didn't hurt enough." Tyler said jokingly.

"Shut up," Josh and I said in unison.

"Well, I'm going to go back to sleep and make sure Jenna is still asleep. You guys be careful and make sure that the manager doesn't get a call from some angry visitor." Tyler says while laughing.

"Okay, goodnight!" Josh says while laughing.

"Goodnight." I say.

WELL THAT WAS MY FIRST SMUT AND I KNOW IT WAS ACTUAL SHIT.

AND THIS IS LONG HOLY FUCK

788 words right here.

ANYWAYS HOPE YOU LIKED THIS HORNY PEOPLE!