Um... Trump is President... WHAT?!

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       So as everyone probably knows by now, we have a cheese doodle as a president. Honestly, I'd be lying if I said that this were a complete surprise. He ran his whole entire campaign off of the fear of the public. Fear of war, fear of dangerous immigrants, and fear of poverty from the taking of jobs. He used these fears and painted himself as a hero. So, was he really a genius in his campaign? Using the ultimate manipulation on Americans to make them fight for and against him, causing an ultimate panic as well as a direct source for their attention. What does Hillary think of climate control? Oh I don't know, but did you hear what Donald Trump thought of the immigration policy? Yeah, that was crazy! Let's hear more.
      
        Now this Cheese Doodle has a whole cult for him, and a few more against him with another empire to fall back on. He's pimping America, and has been for years now. If only others than the writers of the Simpsons could've picked up on it.

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