At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye shoots out of her eye socket. It hurls toward the man, and he snatches it out of the air and hands it back to her. The woman, embarrassed, offers to join the main for dinner. The man agrees, and they have a nice dinner and discover they have a lot in common. He gets her number and asks "are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No" she replies.
"You just happened to catch my eye."
By Catato
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Catato's book of bad jokes
HumorHello? Yes this is Catato. Oh, you like jokes? Hey, me too! Let's exchange jokes. Here, this is what I've got so far. Why don't you put your bad jokes in the comments, and I'll write them down and give you credit, ok? Time to have some fun...
