"Jordan I swear on everything that is holy, if you god damn try to snipe me again I will come over there and shave your eyebrows off!" I harshly yell into my microphone. The adrenaline was pumping through my veins as I tried to execute the perfect shot. My palms were sweaty and my ears were on fire, it was life or death.
Well, Truth be told, It was just a game but the outcome of this would gravely affect my ego. I could not lose to Jordan Lee, the most goofiest and idiotic creature on this planet, otherwise known as my best friend.
"Sky Zedler don't you dare threaten my eyebrows! You know it's an important aspect to the face. Besides you're the one acting like a coward camping in that same spot for hours! Can you blame me really?" Jordan gasped dramatically before he continued his button mashing. These fights between us were endless and inevitable. He was honestly the older brother I always wished for but unfortunately he came with no mute button.
"Oh my god Jordan you need to get laid or something I swear all of those hormones are clogging up your brain. Unless you're just naturally idiotic." The insults just flood out of my mouth without any thought. It was a natural reflex and honestly, I loved it.
"Hey!-"
"Hay is for horses Jordan." I quickly cut him off effectively distracting him long enough to steal the final kill. The sounds of cussing were soon heard causing me to lower the volume on my headphones. I was already on my way to hearing aids with this boy in my life.
"Sky you are so damn-"
"Amazing, thank you Jordy." I coed into the microphone. He hates when I cut him of in the middle of a sentence. It irks him to insanity and I was truly an amazing best friend.
"I can never win with you Peanut." He huffed into the microphone and I grinned proudly.
"Then why do you even try? And Pickles didn't I tell you to stop calling me that." I try to say in a serious voice but a few giggles escape my lips and it's not to long until Jordan starts laughing too. I without a doubt lived to have these kind of moments in my life.
"Sky! Are you playing that stupid game again ?"
So much for an amazing moment. That same screechy voice- from the room adjacent to mine-filled the hallways once more demanding an answer.
"Yes mother! How can I help you?" I say with fake enthusiasm.
"It was so embarrassing! They made me park my beautiful Porsche under a tree and it was attacked by some filthy pigeons. Go and sort that mess out!"
Typical of her, I always have to clean up her mess. She was honestly so untidy and I don't know how she managed to marry a rich and successful businessman. My only answer is black magic because my father was a great man and I could not fathom how this monstrosity of a relationship even began.
"Can you not take it to the car wash?" I yelled back as I plugged my controller on charge.
"Don't talk back to me , just go and do it !" Her voice pierced my ears and I shuddered at the frequency.
"But I have plans for tonight-" I was cut off by the slamming of a door and the lump in my throat grew. I was so dead, I should have just closed my big mouth and do as I am told but no way I'm Sky Zedler, I have to fuck things up. The things I do to get more time with my video games.
"What did you say you ungrateful brat?" She hissed as she turned the door knob to my room. Now I'm not trying to be dramatic but there stood the devil in disguise, wearing a skin tight hot pink designer dress, caked with makeup. Let's be honest she's only fooling herself with attempting to cover up those wrinkles.
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HumorHighest: #376 in Humor Sky Zedler has been haunted by none other than the school misfit Cole Braxton since the first grade. So it's assumed that when a boy teases a girl,he likes her. He then gets older and finally figures out how to tell her, gets...