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Selena:Guys...

Selena:Why am I in Justin's bed ?

Kendall:And why am I on the floor ?

Ariana:Selena,you got drunk and high and Justin came and took you home,but I doubt anything happened

Selena:Then why the fuck am I only im my underwear and my bra?

Justin:Because you vomited all over yourself and I didnt have any clothes to give you,so I had to leave you like that.I offered you my sweatshirt but you declined it

Kylie:Justin used the word ,,declined " tf?

Justin:I have started reading,real books

Selena:Good for you,now,HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HOME IN A BRA AND IN MY UNDERWEAR?!

Justin:Chill,I will give you my clothes

Selena:You forgot one thing

Selena:WE ARE CELEBRITIES

Selena:YOU REALLY DONT THINK PAPARAZZI WONT TAKE PICS OF ME LEAVING YOUR HOUSE AT 10 AM IN YOUR CLOTHES ?

Ariana:Wow selena take a chill pill gurl

Ariana:I will bring you my clothes

Justin:or is this an excuse because you dont like wearing my clothes? Is this about that huh?

Kendall:Dude its not that deep,ask selena to give you a bit of her chill pill

Zayn:Guys

Zayn:I proposed gigi

Kendall:ANDDDD?

Gigi:she said no

Kylie:WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Gigi:Because later that day...

Gigi:Gigi caught her almost-to-be fiance with that victoria's secret model justin used to fuck

Ariana:Kendall?

Gigi:No,that Barbara girl

Justin:Barbara who?

Selena:Barbara you fucked in OUR bed

Selena:While I was on tour

Selena: 5000km away from you

Selena:Does that ring a bell?

Zayn:Damn

Zayn:

Zayn:

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Zayn: All these games you could have bought yet you played selena

Justin:

Justin:All these calculators and your shit still doesn't add up

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Justin:All these calculators and your shit still doesn't add up

Zayn:

Justin:

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Justin: ...

Ariana: Taken a piss-break

Ariana: Drama started/ended

Selena: Guys,can someone please drive me home and bring me clothes?!

Selena:I am still heree

Gigi:I am omw

Selena:Thanks Gigi

Kylie:Her name is Jelena

Selena: ...

Selena:Can yall knock it off?

Selena:Jelena is dead

Gigi:No,i am alive

Selena:I MEANT THE OTHER JELENA

Justin:Yeah,and the perfect example of that is you being naked in my house laying in the same bed as me

Ariana:Wait...

Ariana:You two are next to each other

Justin:yes

Zayn:Who else agrees that justin has a boner

Kylie:me

Kendall:^^^^^

Ariana^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Gigi:I bet that his is hurting him

Selena:what dick?

Justin:The one who made you scream daddy and to moan my name

Selena:Faked it

Justin:No,it wasnt faked

Selena:You forgot something

Justin:What?

Selena: I'm an actress

Ariana

Kendall:

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Kendall:

Zayn: YOO SEL CHILL LMAOOO IM CHOKINHGGGG

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Zayn: YOO SEL CHILL LMAOOO IM CHOKINHGGGG

Justin:Just like she choked on jerry

Selena:I dont suck mice

Selena: i only suck the soul out of people I hate

Selena:You are slowly getting on that list just10


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