strawberry lollipop snatching bitch

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"vanessa li!? you've gotta be kidding me"
"i know-"
"bitch stole my strawberry lollipop in third grade"

phil choked. "really?"
"yeah!"
"fascinating" he nodded.
"don't trust strawberry lollipop snatching bitches. they are nothing but trouble"
"but it's not her fault that she liked my brother. he didn't know about my crush on her either"
"why are you so calm about this? i would've stabbed a ho"
"because it's no one's fault! it's my fault for liking her anyway"
"it's never your fault for liking someone. why do you think they say love is unpredictable? i could even fall in love with you at any moment. you never really know"

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