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Chapter 4: Week 1

Week 1, Day 5

Mike Tyson was driving the RV. He is Puma's and Highlighter's 2nd cousin, twice removed. He offered to supervise us on our trip. Currently, Highlighter and Max were playing Uno. We all tried to stop them, because we were pretty sure they were gonna kill each other.

They wouldn't listen.

Puma and Suflé were arguing if chicken and steak was better.

Obviously, it's steak.

Grace and I were talking about our trip to Japan. We couldn't wait. I was excited, because I missed Japan. I used to live in Japan, but that was a long time ago and hardly remember anything. Grace was excited because she was a Weaboo and is obsessed with anything that has to do with Japan.

We all stopped what we were doing when Mike Tyson started talking.

"Hey everybody. Do you guyth want to watch thum movieth? I got Thuper Man, Edward Thithor Handth, Thpider Man, and Thleepleth in Theatle. Or if you guyth want to lithten to thum muthic I have Thalt-N-Pepa, Tham The Tham and the Pharoath, Tham Thmith and Metallica."

"Nah, we're good" Highlighter says.

"Okay, we are almost here. Just another 15 minutes."

We all got excited.

Beautiful Tranthithun #3

We finally arrive at the Aikaville Mountains. We hike 1 mile on the trail. We finally spot a good area in between some trees. Everyone sets up their stuff. There are two people per tent except for Mike Tyson's tent. Here are the people:

Highlighter and Puma

Grace and Max

Suflé and I

Highlighter and I go to get wood for the fire. We finally find enough then go back. While we're walking, we talk.

"Amelia, can we talk?"

"Yeah, sure. What is it?"

"I have a crush on-" He was cut off because we made it back to the campsite and everyone else was there.

"I'll tell you later," he said.

We made a fire then started setting up our tents. Everyone gathered around the campfire and started telling stories.

"So there I was," Puma began," I was standing in front of a brown bear. I remembered from watching Disney Channel to play dead. So, I did. I lied on the ground as the bear walked closer to me. I was there for 2 minutes then the bear finally left. I slowly and quietly stood up. I noticed a weight change in my pants and found that my wallet was gone. The asshole stole it from me! Then I woke up and realized it wasn't a bear, it was my dickhead of a cousin. So, I did the natural thing anybody would do. I ran out of my room, grabbed a baguette from the kitchen and started beating my cousin with it until he gave my wallet back. But, it turns out I got the wrong cousin. So I gave my cousin some frozen peas, chased after his brother and did the same thing. Turns out, that was all a dream. I just really hate my cousins and bears."

"That's umm, cool" Mike said.

"Thanks!"

"We have 6 hourth 'til the thtarth(stars) come up"

We all nod our heads and just started hanging out around the campsite. Highlighter pulls me to the side and we start talking.

"So about earlier," he began. "I have a crush on someone in our little friend group. At first it was nothing. I guess spending a lot of time with him made me develop a crush."