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by ColdBrokenTeen

by ColdBrokenTeen

brendon💜: hey so are we still thinking about the double wedding

tyler🐶: oh shit we forgot to tell you, josh and i are getting married today, we decided to elope

brendon💜: OH MY GOD SERIOISLY WHAT WAIT CAN I COME

tyler🐶: fucj im sorry were like already here

brendon💜: oh okay fuck that's too bad, well after, you have to come hang out with ry and i

tyler🐶: okay sounds like a plan

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tyler🐶: OH MY GOD BRENDON IT WAS AMAZING

tyler🐶: it wasn't that fancy or anything obviously, but josh's vows were so fucking cute

tyler🐶: fuck, i love him so much, and now he's my husband

tyler🐶: oh my god he's my husband fuck i'm crying again shit

brendon💜: you guys are so cheesy oh my god

tyler🐶: shut up so are you and ryan... anyways we're on our way right now

brendon💜: okay cool... unless you guys want the night to yourself

tyler🐶: yeah actually that would be nice, do you think we could hang out tomorrow?

brendon💜: yeah that's totally cool, you should spend time with your husband;)

tyler🐶: fuck i love him

brendon💜: i know

the end.

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okay so like i know this is a kind of sudden ending... i was planning on doing a non text chapter of their wedding but, i'm just so done with this story, it's complete horse shit... (and at the time when i'm writing this, i'm high as actual shit

but so yeah, that was the But I'm Straight, Mate series. i hope for some reason you enjoyed it.

okay so i'm about to be a self promotion whore again... so #1, since this is over, you should totally go check out my other fic that i'm working on called homophobic... it's not texting, but it's 1000000000 times better than this... i have a friend from my school who reads it and doesn't even listen to tøp but she finds it amazing so *sassy non existent hair flip* go check it out

also #2 ollie/RyanRossWhore and i just started a new texting fic, and i think it'll be a lot better than this one... it's on my account and it's called purple so go check it out

oh yeah and fun thing i've realized, i'm trans! okay just figured i should tell everyone so yeah use either he/him or they/them pronouns okay cool

i think that's the end of my novel of an authors note... so i love you guys, and stay alive.

xoxo,
j.