desperate measures

ONE

"uh, so you told your parents you already have a boyfriend."

yoongi glares up at taehyung, but resigns, and opts for a sigh instead. he nods.

"and now they want to meet... him," taehyung continues, finger-quoting the 'him'.

yoongi bristles, and glares at the floor. "yes." he replies, voice almost inaudible.

taehyung grips both of yoongi's shoulders with his awfully large hands. "you what?!" he shakes the smaller man by the shoulders. "hyung, really?!"

"aish," yoongi slaps the other's hands off. "shut it, taehyung."

"but, how are you going to pull that off? should we hire you an..." the younger man leans in to whisper. "escort?"

yoongi's eyes widen. "keep it." he sighs again. "it's just that, my mom keeps setting me up with girls from our neighborhood, and i just... snapped. told her i already have a boyfriend. i thought she would stop but she seemed even more elated and demanded to meet him. immediately."

"wait, is this like, a hint to get me to be your fake boyfriend?"

yoongi scrunches up his nose at the thought. "not a chance, tae. not a chance. plus, she knows you're my bestfriend."

"you're so mean! i'm totally boyfriend material!"

yoongi rolls his eyes. "anyone who says that they're boyfriend material are certainly not boyfriend material. that's such a fuckboy line."

"you're just bitter 'cause you can't find a date this valentine's." taehyung retaliates, smirking.

"it's not like you have a date either!" taehyung squawks, but yoongi just opted to scroll down his phone, checking updates on his facebook feed.

"hey, yoongi! hyung!" the smaller man pays no attention to taehyung, busying himself with his phone. "hyung!"

the phone in yoongi's hand is snatched by the younger, who stuck his tongue out.

"give it back, tae."

taehyung humphs. "no."

yoongi reaches for the phone, but the taehyung uses his height as an advantage, holding the phone way up high which forced yoongi to leap up high while making grabby hands, to no avail.

"oh, look! this girl is so pretty! eunha? hm, i'll keep that in mind... and, wow, seokjin is in italy, can you believe it yoongi? damn, what a rich man."

"stop scrolling through my timeline, asshole!" yoongi delivers a punch to taehyung's gut, but the latter didn't duck down in pain like what yoongi expected.

"oh." taehyung suddenly goes quiet. "oh."

"what?"

"hyung, look." yoongi snatches the phone away from taehyung's hands, eyes catching on to whatever's on the screen.

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"would you look at that, yoongi," taehyung whispers, hooking his chin on yoongi's shoulders. "it's not a coincidence. you just found the answer to your predicament."

"what the fuck," yoongi deadpans. "i refuse. why'd i have to pay for a boyfriend?"

taehyung snorts. "why'd you have to make up a boyfriend?"

yoongi glares at him again. he exhales through his nose, before unconsciously pouting, frustrated.

"besides, don't you think he's hot?"

yoongi feels his face heat up. well, there's no denying that the hoseok guy was blessed with facial features that go well together, but there's no point on dwelling on it because he will never take up that guy's offer.

"i'm leaving. and i'll find other ways. ways that don't include me paying for a fake boyfriend."

he gets up and stomps away from the coffee shop, leaving taehyung chuckling.

"we'll see, yoongi-hyung. we'll see."

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a/n:
i really should stop starting new fics when i have a pile of unfinished ones left