lol w t f [5 seconds of summer]

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//group chat// (w/o ash lmao)

me: did you guys pick a drummer? its wednesday auditions ended yesterday

lukey: yeah

me: WHO IS IT

bass bitch: ;))))

me: ???

loser: its your sex god

me: omg

me: wait

me: really

me: are you shitting me

me: after i almost gave him a blowjob im gonna see him like everyday

loser: wait you gave him a blowjob

me: michael shut up i said almost

bass bitch: im confused

me: nvm omg

me: but fr fr youre not yanking my chain? it actually is ashton?

lukey: 'yanking my chain' what are you 80?

me: stfu omg

bass bitch: yeah its rlly ashton

me: can i come to your practices now

loser: you could have always come to our practices we never said you couldnt

me: oh

me: so yes...

loser: yeah

//ashton//

me: hey congrats on getting in the band!!!! theyre rlly lame tho so have fun

heart eyes af: thaanks. youre like their best friends right?

me: yeah. me and luke have been friends forever so when he started hanging out with mike and calum i was always there so.. yeah

heart eyes af: so does that mean well be nesties??

me: nesties lmao

me: but yeah probably

heart eyes af: you know what i meant omg

//group chat//

me: heeeey

bass bitch: heyyyyy

me: so youre more of a Y person? lame

bass bitch: y person??

me: bc you dragged out the y not the e

bass bitch: andy youre so lame omg

me: shut up calum i know

lucifer: guyss youre spamming me

me: o srry

//calum//

me: aYE

bass bitch: im bored af

me: saame

bass bitch: wanna hang out

me: yeh sure where

bass bitch: my parents arent home wanna come over

me: ;))))

bass bitch: i meant so we could be as loud as we want omg

me: ;)))))

bass bitch: WHEN WERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER

bass bitch: but...

bass bitch: im down if youre down

me: omg gross no lemme ask my dad brb

me: ok yeah ill be there in like 15 minutes

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