lol w t f [5 seconds of summer]

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//group chat//

cliff: im gonna add ashton so shut up

~ashton irwin was added to the group chat~

me: MIKE NO

ashton: im not mike

asshole: no i am

ashton: what?

bass bitch: hi ashton

ashton: IM CONFUSED

lucifer: we all are

ashton: oh

ashton: im in a group message

ashton: i feel stupid

me: we all do

me: blame michael

me: he added you

asshole: omg dont tell him

me: why? bc you love him?

asshole: ANDY

me: oh sorry your secrets out ://

//ashton//

ashton: are you guys always like this or..

me: yeah pretty much. you can leave if you wanna

ashton: nah its fine

ashton: does michael rlly have a crush on me tho

me: no

me: well, not that i know of

me: who wouldnt tho

ashton: what

me: what

ashton: did u just say who wouldnt have a crush on me?

me: what

//luke//

me: LUKE

me: I FUCKED UP

me: DAMNIT

lucifer: what?

me: ashton asked me if we were ways like that and i said yeah and je asked if mike rlly had a crush on him and i said not that i know of but who wouldnt????

lucifer: omg andy you got balls

me: luke shut up

lucifer: just act like you were joking. its an easy fix

//group chat//

asshole: andyyy

asshole: andy where did you go

me: i was texting luke srry

asshole: youre cheating on me with luke?

ashton: you guys are dating? omg

me: nO WE ARENT

asshole: yes we are wtf andy are you embarrassed of me?

me: stfu michael omg

ashton: #officiallyconfused

lucifer: me too bc andy i didnt know you were dating mike, i thought i was the only one

ashton: are all of you dating andy?

bass bitch: all except you

me: calum pls, candy will never be a thing

bass bitch: pls andy :(

ashton: candy?

lucifer: its their ship name

ashton: ship.. name??

me: yeah you know.. when you ship people

ashton: ship them where?

asshole: rlly ashton

ashton: rlly? rlly what?

me: when u think two people would be a cute couple you ship them and give them a name. like  harry styles and louis tomlinson? their ship name is larry stylinson

ashton: oh. i get it

asshole: youd know all about harry styles  right? bc youre his biggst fan. i know you have a dildo that is shaped like his head

me: omg mike how did you find that?

ashton: what

me: what

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