~Haikyuu One Shots~

KageHina: Goldfish

Chapter two

"Oi, what in the world are you? And where is Goldy?!" Kageyama screamed angrily. The mermaid jolted and looked up to the angry boy. "My name is not Goldy!" He crossed his armes in front of his chest and pouted.
What is going on?! This has to be a dream!

Kageyama slammed the door of the fridge and kneeled in front of the mermaid, his face intimidating.

"First, you hadn't answered my questions. Second, you will tell me who you are." He said slowly and with a dark voice. "You don't talk like this to someone you called special yesterday!" The orange haired boy said, but jolted again in fear, because he felt the dark aurora coming from Kageyama.
"B-But I guess I can answer your questions... But first, can y-you put me in some water? My tail slowly dries and... I don't think that this is good.."
Kageyama's eye started to flinch. "That means I have to carry you the whole fucking stairs to the bathroom?" He was angry. Very angry.

"W-Well, you bought me... Th-That means you have to c-care for m-me..." The little mermaid's voice was shaking and when Kageyama came near him, he put his hands in some karate position. "I brought a fish not a fucking fish-man!" But then he sighed and gave in. He shoved one arm under the mermaids tail and the other around his back, he then stood up and carried him up stairs to the bathroom. The orange haired boy looked at his owner with big eyes.
Kageyama looked down, and suddenly felt the heat flushing in his cheeks. "Stop looking at me, Boke!" He literally threw the small mermaid in the bathtub, before filling it with water.
Am I really blushing??? This little shit-fish!

"Ah! That hurts!" mumbled the mermaid and stroke his shoulder.
"Yeah, yeah, now answer my questions! Because damn you could bet I'm curious, how a fucking goldfish turns into a fish-man!" He hissed angrily.
"Okay... I'm telling you everything... But calm down... Jeez."
The little boy fumbled with his fingers, avoiding Kageyama's piercing gaze.
"My name is Hinata Shouyou... I'm the first prince of the Pacific ozean... My identifying symbol is the goldfish and yeah that's it." He started to pick on his fingers, which had small scales. Kageyama just looked at him for a long time. "Okay, I wished I could say you're lying, but because of your appearance... Just one more question. How do you end up in a small plastic bag on a festival booth?" His voice had a trace of sarcasm.
"Well, my father was like-" Hinata made a serious face, pressed his hair down and tried to talk with a very deep voice.
"My son, you are the prince of the whole Pacific! You need to get married to a beautiful princess! Blah, blah, pride and honor of family." He cleared his throat and put his hands away, immediately his hair jumped back into their old hairdo. "And he insisted on it, but not with me! I was like whooosh, away from home! Okay I had some help, but anyway, I escaped from my father! And when I was near the coast, I turned into a goldfish, because of the people. Suddenly, some little girl saw me and screamed loudly: 'Daddy I want this fiiiish!!'" He tried to imitate the girl's voice. "Apparently, she was this booth man's daughter. After a while, she was getting tired of me and so I ended up as a price." Hinata was embarrassed and clenched his little hands into fists.
Kageyama stared at him expressionless, but in his mind he was bursting out laughing. "That's... So stupid." He snorted.
"It's not stupid! You're stupid!!" The mermaid stretched his tongue out.
"Oi, don't talk to me like that!!" The tall boy grabbed the cheeks of the mermaid an squeezed them.
They both started to squabble until Kageyama landed in the bathtub.
Hinata bursted out laughing.
"HiiiinaaaTAAAA!! BOKE!!"
"GWAH! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"
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The tall boy panted and sat down on the floor. Because of their fight, he had to clean the whole bathroom.
"You're really lucky that I haven't killed you yet." He grumbled.
"Well, you fell in the bathtub..." The mermaid crossed his armes, laid them on the edge of the bathtub and rested his head on them. He pivoted his fin in the water.
"Oi, you stupid Boke started the fight!" He looked to Hinata, his eyes reflected his anger.
"I told you I'm sorry!" He said with the same look on his face as Kageyama. As they both looked at each other in the eyes, the tall boy noticed, that Hinata had some fish scales on his cheeks and his ears were pointy at the end, looking like small fins. He reached out and touched the mermaids ears softly. "H-Hey...! S-Stop that!" Hinata said, blushing bright red.
Seeing his face like that, Kageyama felt the heat ins his own cheeks. He quickly pulled his hand away.