~Haikyuu One Shots~

KuroKen: Haikyuu Dating Website

(I'm going to make this one shot with all my otps, so KuroKen is the first one XD Ah, and most of them don't know each other in 'real life' ^-^)

"Bro, you won't believe what I found! It's like the best thing in the world!" The cat said excited, sitting down next to his friend with his laptop.
Bokuto looked at him curiously. "Mhm...You found more awesome Bromance shirts for us?"
The owl was totally excited to know what his friend found. He wanted another bromance shirt so bad!
"No dude, even better!"
"Two bromance themed shirts?! Bro c'mon, don't torture me!"
The cat smirked, and opened his laptop. "Here look, this is a dating website, it's called Haikyuu!" Bokuto looked curiously on the laptop.
"But isn't it just a normal-" Kuroo did not let his friend finish.
"No no no! It's better! Every single on this website likes volleyball! And you can decide, which position you prefer! For example, I'm looking for a middle blocker and bam! They show me all the users, who play as middle blockers!" He grinned and looked up to the owl. "Oh my God dude, this is heaven as a website! Please make me an account too!"

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After the two dorks finished their foto shooting for their profile picture, they made their accounts on the dating website.
They grinned proudly.
"Okay, now... I'm searching for...mhm...a setter!" Kuroo said as he typed the word in the search box.
He looked profile after profile, until he saw someone, who caught his interest. He clicked on the profile. "Oya, oya? There is nothing written, only the profile picture! And is this a dude or a girl?" Bokuto said, tilting his head a bit.
"Oya oya. Yeah you're right. And I don't know... A girl I guess. Her name is Kenma. On her profile, she's playing with a game console. Maybe she's a gamer?" Kuroo suggested.
"But anyway, gonna ask her out!" He smirked and wrote her a message. "She's gonna date you, I'm sure bro!" Bokuto smirked with him and they both high fived each other.

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"Hey, you got a message from this chick!" Bokuto carried the laptop to the cats bedroom, placing it on his lap. The black haired yawned and stretched himself, then realised what his best friend said to him and quickly took the laptop from his hands.
He opened his eyes widely and took the laptop, reading the message he got.
After a silent while, he slowly closed the laptop. "Bokuto..." he whispered.
"Oh no! I'm sorry for you! I really really really thought she would say yes! I would totally date you bro!"
The owl said concerned, wanting to cheer his friend up, but that wasn't necessary.
"She said yes! We will go to the cinema, this weekend!" The cat put the laptop on the ground and threw his hands in the air. "Ah and despite that, thanks Bro." Kuroo said touched. "Hey hey hey, that's awesome! And only telling the truth Bro."

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"How do I look dude? Is it too casual?" The cat turned around. The owl bowed in front of his friend in awe. "Behold humans! There he is, the ultimate womanizer! Everyone, hide your daughters!"
Kuroo looked down at his friend and smirked. "Thanks bro, okay, gonna head to the date now. Bye!"
He waved at Bokuto and walked outside.

Kuroo got into his car and drove to the cinema, as he parked in front of it, he already saw the small boy, which he thought was a girl, playing on a PS Vita. He got out of his car and went to the small cat, smirking.
"Hey, you're Kenma, right?" Kenma flinched a bit and looked up to Kuroo. "Mhm...So you're KurootheAwsomeBroTetsurou88?"
He said a bit disinterested.
"Yes, my lady...But only Kuroo will do." His voice sounded charming and some girls, who stood near them, looked at Kenma jealousy. "Uhm...I actually-"
"Want to go inside already? Of course." Kuroo finished the sentence, but totally wrong, anyway walking inside the cinema with Kenma. "That's not what I meant, I'm actually-"
"Really hungry and thirsty? I'm so sorry, where are my manners... I'm gonna treat you. What do you like?" And that was the moment he totally was annoyed by Kuroo. He sighed irritated, putting his PS back in his bag. "Just a coke and some popcorn." That's it, I will never listen to you again Akaashi! Now I'm in this stupid situation!
The black haired bought what Kenma said. "Mhm, what film do you wanna watch? A romantic love story..?" He smirked down on the small cat, who rolled his eyes. "No I don't want to, and I'm-!"
"-Into horror! I'm sorry, I should have known this, I mean you're a gamer and I bet you like these creepy things."
He grinned happily and Kenma gave up, telling him that he's actually a boy. The black haired bought the tickets and went into the cinema hall. They both sat down and started to eat a bit of their popcorn.
Actually, I'm pretty jumpy... God damn it, I hate this guy and this 'date'.
When the first jump scare came, the small cat flinched. Kuroo looked at him and chuckled quietly.
"Hey, do you want to hold my hand?" He leaned over to Kenma, whispering into his ear.
The dyed haired boy felt how the heat rushed towards his cheeks, so he shook his head hastily.
"No, and don't come near me, your breath is disgustingly warm." His heart was beating fast, he couldn't understand why though.
Kuroo sighed, but wasn't mad nor annoyed. As the movie got scarier, Kenma however took Kuroos sleeve, blushing slightly again. I'm gonna beat the crap out of Akaashi after this.....in my mind!

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"Maaan, the film was pretty scary, wasn't it?" Kuroo stretched himself and looked down at his date. "Mhm..." Kenma did not look at him and just went outside the cinema, but stopped as he saw how it was pouring rain. Crap, I neither have an umbrella nor did I came with a car. I don't even have waterproof clothes on...
Suddenly he heard a slight cough and as he looked up, he saw Kuroo, who put his slicker around the small cat.
"I can drive you home, if you trust me enough." The black haired smiled. Kenmas eyes widened and he felt how he started to blush again, the third time now. God she looks so adorable! Like a cute little cat! Kuroo thought. "Okay. But don't you need your slicker too...?"
"Nah, I parked literally in front of the cinema." They both went to the car, silently, no one was talking, but it wasn't an awkward silent. As they reached the car, they both got in.
"So, tell me, why are you on this website and why did you agree to go out with me?" Kuroo didn't looked at the small cat, concentrating on the street. Kenma looked at him a bit surprised. He kiiiiinda looks good when he's driving.
"Why are you asking?" The dyed haired asked.
"Well, you look like the type of girl, who is enjoying staying at home more, than going out on dates with some strange people. And also, I'm surprised that you play volleyball."
He chuckled. "But maybe I'm wrong..." he smirked and glared at him for a short moment. Kenma immediately looked away, annoyed by the question.
"Well, yeah, but I only play because of my friend...I'm not that into sport, but as a setter I don't need much strength so yeah..." He mumbled and looked out of the window.
"How much time did you spent in the bathroom for making your hair?" Kuroo sighed frustrated and parked in front of Kenya's apartment.
"Sadly, none. This is my bed hair and I can't get rid of it." He mumbled. They both got out of the car and Kuroo held his slicker over the head of the small cat again, until they were at the door.
"So... Good bye I guess?" Kuroo smiled and put on his slicker. Kenma took out his keys and opened the door. "Yeah...Uhm... This afternoon wasn't...uh...wasn't that b-bad..." Kenma stuttered a bit and played with the key ring. Kuroo smirked and nodded. "I liked it too, my lady."
Now Kenma remembered, why he hated Kuroo at first.
"Can you...Like lean down a bit...?" He said and the black haired did as he was told, expecting a kiss, but then he felt a hard slap against his cheek. "This was for you thinking I were a girl, I'm a boy, okay? Bye." And with this sentence he went inside, closing the door behind him.
Kuroo was shocked for a moment, but then had to smirk.
"Challenge accepted! I will ask you out again, we will see us next weekend!" The big cat yelled and went laughing to his car, getting in it and driving back home.
"Shit, I guess I'm gay now. Oh well, totally worth it. Hope Bro will understand..." He drove happily back home, thinking of the best date he ever had. Kenma did not know yet that he would also fall completely for the dorky cat.

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So this is going to be a new series, I hope you like the idea XD Oh well, this chapter is kind of...Weird? No, boring maybe, but I hope, that I'll make this one shot series better, because I kinda like the idea of it XD I wrote it down a bit fast, because I felt guilty, that I hadn't had updated for this long, so don't be tooooo harsh T^T♡
Okay, have a good day and byyyeee~~♡