~Haikyuu One Shots~

IwaOi: 6 Iwa-chans are 5 too many

Hello guys! I'm Oikawa Tooru, I'm 23 years old and go to the University Tokyo and I have like the hottest boyfriend you could possibly imagine! His name is Iwaizumi Hajime, but I just call him Iwa-chan, ain't I a cute boyfriend?
And he has a lot of cute nicknames for me-
"Oi, Trashykawa stop letting your shit on the floor, I'm living here too."
Oh well... Actually he doesn't have any cute nicknames, but he's super romantic like the dinner we had on our anniversary!
"You look stupid, when you're sucking the spaghetti like that and you have sauce all over your mouth. Clean it, Babykawa."
Hey, he handed me the tissue! It's cute...
Oh man, whom I kidding?
Iwa-chan can't show his feelings towards me, so I wanted to make him a bit jealous and wrote with Tobio-chan the whole day, ignoring Iwa-chan completely and well.
We had a big fight after this. And now I'm going through the city, leaving him alone for a while.
I feel so bad! I want to go back to Iwa-chan! Sigh.
You know what? I'm going back.
I mean, I was half an hour away! That should be enough.
So I went back to our flat and knocked at the door, hoping he would open me. "Iwa-chan...?"
No one answered, so I took my keys and opened the door.
As I entered the room, I saw Iwa-chan sitting at the table in the kitchen and drinking something.
"Oh hey Oikawa, sit down, do you want something to drink?" Iwa-chan said politely and even smiled a bit. Okay what the hell is going on? Is this a break up talk?! NO WAY!
But I sat down anyway, though with the look of horror. "Oikawa, I want t-" I didn't let him finish.
"I'm so sorry Iwa-chan!! Please, don't break up with me! I-I... I.."
I began to panic, and the only reasonable thing for me to do was to kiss him passionately. And so I did.
Suddenly, Iwa-chan looked at me surprised and started to change into a warm turquoise light, which shot to the bedroom immediately.

And he was gone.

What...The...
"ACTUAL SHIT JUST HAPPENED?! IWA-CHAN THIS JOKE IS NOT FUNNY, WHERE ARE YOU?!" And then, five other guys fell into the kitchen through the door, apparently eavesdropping.
But when I looked closer, they all looked just like Iwa-chan. One of them looked like a punk version, he had piercings and a shirt with ripped off sleeves. The second one was wearing a sweater, which was to big for him and kinda looked like mine, he had a teddy bear in his arms and blushed shyly. The third one was smiling brightly and warm at me, the fourth had only a short black apron and bunny ears on and smirked, wiggling with his eyebrows a bit and the fifth one kinda looked depressed, he had big and dark circles under his eyes.
"God, you're really stupid, Shittykawa. We are Iwaizumi! And you killed the logical one!" That came from the punk, he looked annoyed and slowly stood up, dusting himself down. "Well, actually we are his personalities, and you didn't kill him, he just disappeared..."
The smiling one said and stood up too. "We are all going to dissappear some day... alone... Without anyone knowing... Without the logical one we're lost..."
The depressed sighed sadly, wrapping his arms around his knees and pulling them close to his chest. He seemed to cry at any moment.
"D-Don't be s-sad, Iwaizumi! We are going to solve this! Hey look isn't he cute..?" The shy one wagged his teddy bear in front of the depressed one, trying to cheer him up a bit.
"Okay everyone shut up for a second! You are trying to tell me, that you're Iwa-chan's personalities with no idea why and how you came here?" Everyone looked at me. God, this is too much, what's even happening?

Iwa-chan, please come back!

"Wow, the trashcan can think logical! Yeah you dumbasskawa, we're trying to solve this shit." The punk grumbled and went to the fridge, opened it and searched for something to eat. "Heeeey guuys, you can solve everything with... sex!" The half naked one smirked and went to me, wrapping his arms around my neck. "C'mon Oiks, let's fuck." He smirked at me and you could here a shocked squeak, sure thing that this came from the shy one.
"Well, I would say yes, if you would be Iwa-chan, but you aren't! So please get away from me." I hope Iwa-chan is seeing this right now! I mean, ain't I a loyal boyfriend?!
"Oh, c'mon... Somehow I am Iwaizumi." He smirked and pressed his body closer to mine.
"Hey, I got an idea! Logical disappeared, when Oikawa kissed him! Maybe that's how it works!" The happy one said, smiling proudly.
"Oh my God... Like a love story.." The shy one whispered, hiding his face behind his teddy bear.
Finally, I managed to push the half naked Iwa-chan from me and stared at them all for a moment.
"So, you're trying to say to me, that I have to kiss every version of Iwa-chan?" Well, I would agree to do it, I mean I always would kiss my Iwa-chan, but they aren't exactly him, or are they?