Divergent, Harry Potter and Puns

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Tris: Hi everyone!

Comments:

Four: Hey, Tris!

Robert: Yo!

Annabeth Chase: Do I know you?

Tris: Which faction are you from?

Annabeth Chase: Excuse me?

Four: Condor? Dauntless?

Annabeth Chase: I'm confused. I hate being confused.

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Percy Jackson: Haha! Wise Girl's confused!!! XD

Christina: Which faction are you from?

Percy Jackson: What?

Peter: He sounds stupid.

Leo Valdez: He is stupid!

Four: Which one are you from?

Leo Valdez: One of what?

Four: Which faction? Erudite? Amity? Abnegation? Condor? Dauntless?

Leo Valdez: Umm... CONDOR!

Christina: Cool!

Leo Valdez: Yeah!

Annabeth Chase: What are you talking about, Leo????

Leo Valdez: What fraction you're from, Annabeth! Duh!

Peter: FACTION idot.

Leo Valdez: FACTION! Oops...

Piper McLean: I'm from... uh... Amity!

Four: That's intresting!

Annabeth Chase: What the Hades is going on?

~Hades has logged on~

Hades: What?

Molly: What faction are you from, then?

Hades: Is there a faction for death?

Drew: What? NO!

Hades: Then bye.

~Hades has logged off~

Annabeth Chase: LEO FIX THIS!

Leo Valdez: Manners, Annie Beth

Annabeth Chase: DON'T CALL ME ANNIE BETH!!!

Tonks Lupin: Hey, that's my line!

Annabeth Chase: WHAT?

Tonks Lupin: I'm supposed to say 'Don't call me Nymphodora'. You stole my line!

Four: What faction are you from?

Tonks Lupin: What in the name of Salazar are you talking about?

~Salazar Slytherin has logged on~

Salazar Slytherin: Tonks, I will kill you if you keep using my name to swear.

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