"Eve! Eve! Wake up!"
Huh?
I woke up and saw Nikki. She and the other Divas were scattered all arpund me
"Are you ok?"
I got up. "Yeah, what's up?"
"You passed out big time," Brie said. "You just got out of CM Punk's office. You said that you told him something and then you just fainted. One of the Revolutionists picked you up and told us to carry you to your hotel. So we did."
"And here we are," Alicia Fox said. "Girl, you just straight went to the floor. I got scared for a sec that one of us had to do CPR on you."
"No thanks," I said. "I don't need any lip locking from you."
All of the Divas laughed.
"Honey, I don't think I wouldn't even dare lip lock with you," Nikki said. "I think you'll probably rather lip lock with Zack Ryder than me."
I laughed. "Oh my goodness, I remember doing that crazy story with Zack and John. I really do feel bad."
"Please, getting close to that man," Nattie said. "I was involved in a story with him, I would take my chances."
"Aren't you with TJ?" Alicia asked.
Nattie sighed. "Well, girls, we do have those other 'boyfriends' now do we?"
"I'm sorry to admit but sometimes I do like to wonder what it be like if I were to kiss Alberto Del Rio," Brie said.
"Ew, you've been in love with him ever since he came here," Nikki said. "What about Bryan? I heard he's got some eyes for you. And you seem practically interested."
"Whoa, ok, first of all, that guy's got a good body, don't get me wrong. Second of all what about you? You were all like 'Hey, Brie, did ya see that guy over there? He's super cute.'"
"Ok, first of all, that was a one time crush, second of all, why are you stealing my red nail polish?"
"What red nail polish?"
"The one I put on when we were heading over to Memphis."
"I never took it."
"I saw you with it when we were heading to Miami."
"No! That was AJ's, not mine..."
I laughed at this and shook my head. For twins, they sure do argue. Even when there were times of peace and quiet, we got a view of the Second Battle of Maine when Brie would bring up a point about somebody and then Nikki would backfire, saying that it wasn't their fault or Nikki would point out about a hot guy and Brie would break down his flaws.
Sometimes, I even wonder what it would be like if I ever had a twin sister. I think it would be worst if I had a twin brother.
"So how did it all go?" I asked, referring to the CM Punk situation.
"I'm just glad he finally bought it," Alicia said. "I mean, when he talked with me, he sounded ok but he was so snappy with the Revolutionists. He was all like, Eh, yo, Dan, can you at least get me Trisha in here next time? I ain't like got all day to interview every single Diva out there'. I swear, he can be such a drama queen."
"What about that time when Rey made him go bald?" Nattie said.
"OMG! He should of went for Bitchiest Person of the Year. He would not let Serena or Luke get out of his sight nor take off that ugly mask he had on. The shave was a good thing for him though. Look at the beautiful hair he has now. So hot!"
"Ew, I prefer the long hair. Rockstar look. Meow!" Nikki said.
"No way. Short hair is the best. Leave it to the girls to have the beautiful, long wavy looks, Brie said, waving her hair in front of Nikki. Nikki spat out the hair and tossed it to her sister's hair.
"You're just jealous that Punk's got wonderful curls."
"Curls? No! That guy doesn't even know how to brush his hair!"
We all looked at each other again. As usual.
"We're in the clear though," Maryse said. "We're all good. Now Punk just has to worry about the Resistance."
We all turned to her.
"Yeah, like if you hadn't put up that picture of him and made us doodle, this would of never happened," Aksana said.
"It was a joke," Maryse said. "It's not like I intended it to truly happen."
"Yeah, and it's not like you intended to kick the crap out of that Revolutionist," AJ said. "Whatever happened to him?"
We all gapped at each other. Oh shit.
"What did happen?" I asked, fearing that we were all doomed either way.
"Well, from what I heard from Punk, he said that he slipped on some ice cube," Alicia said.
"Ice cube?" Nikki asked. "We clearly beaten the crap out of that guy. Why would he say that he slipped on some ice cube? Wait, who said it again?"
"The Revolutionist," Alicia said. "He said that he saw us do the makeover but then he slipped on some ice cube. He wasn't able to report it because he slipped really bad and he passed out."
"There was no ice cube," AJ said. "Why would he lie?"
"Maybe he feels bad for us," Alicia said. "Maybe the guy changed his mind. I mean, you never know. Not all of them are bad. I'm sure they're probably just sick of Punk being all mean to us. Hey, what if Punk threatened them too? They could have the same situation as us."
"Yeah, only they're Punk's henchmen," Aksana pointed out. "They have to follow his orders or it's blek."
"So what now?" Brie asked. "I mean, that really was a close call but...if we screw up again....we're going to be in big trouble."
We all stood silent, scared that another event like this would probably sent us to major deep trouble.
"We keep it low," I said. "We just all pretend that this never happened. Let's just go on with wrestling and see what Punk might have in plan with us. You never know if he'll just brush this off like nothing."
The girls nodded.
"All right," Nikki said. "I'm in."
She put her hand on my hand. "Diva."
Alicia did the same. "We're all in this together."
Aksana did the same. "Me too."
Every Diva started to put their hands in.
AJ rolled her eyes. "Ok, but if we get in major trouble next time, I'm blaming Maryse."
"Hey," Maryse said. Once we all had our hands together, we lifted them up.
"Ok, Diva time, bitches," Brie said.
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To Love the Revolution Leader (CM Punk Love Story The Revolution Book 1)
FanficMy name is Eve Marie Torres. I was once a WWE Diva. I still am. Only things have change. The Revolution has taken completely over WWE. CM Punk and his band of clowns are now controlling us. Poor Vince can’t get his job back. The Revolutionists are w...