Note: Pretend the girl up there is Harley Quinn. Also, I came up with this in the shower, so I give myself credit. To my knowledge, I'm the only one who has thought of this. Oh, and listen to "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" by Panic! At The Disco just because they're awesome.
Imagine: You're in Arkham with Jerome, and Harley comes.
I sat at the cafeteria tables, wondering if Jerome was still with her, also known as Harley Quinn. He's been hanging out with ever since she got here. You thought since she was new, and Jerome liked meeting new people, you had nothing to worry about.
The second time they hung out, you were trying to convince yourself he might've been showing her around.
Well, the third time was a whole different story. By then, you had barely spent any time with Jerome, and you were getting very annoyed and angry.
You were looking around the cafeteria, trying to see your ginger, but he wasn't there. And apparently the Crazy Barbie Doll wasn't there either. You sighed, and walked to the hallway to get some water from the water fountain. As you bent down to get a drink, your head turned to the right, that's when you snapped. There they were. She was leaning in to kiss him. You had so much hatred in your eyes, you couldn't help but go over there, and rip her off of him.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" You growled, taking out your small pocket knife from your pocket.
"What does it look like?" She chuckling.
"Wrong answer." You mumbled as you lodged the knife into her chest. She gasped for air multiple times, but that didn't help. You saw her body go limp.
"Were you jealous?" Jerome laughed manically.
"Well, I'm sorry for not letting some random bitch kiss you when you already have a girlfriend." You said, taking the knife out of Harley's lifeless body, and wiping the blood on her dress.
"Ya' know, you're really hot when you're jealous." He chuckled.
"Whatever. You'd probably let her kiss you if I wasn't out here." You stated.
"Come on, babe. You know I would've shoved her off. But that show was a lot more fun to watch." He replied, looking at Harleys now paler than usual body.
"Whatever, just help me get rid of her." You said, trying to pick up one end of her body. That was until you got caught..
"Hey! Valeska! "Y/L/N! What do you think you're doing out he-" He yelled, but than looked at Harley's body.
"Really?" The security guard asked.
Well, there goes your 2 year sentence. Hello, life sentence..
Note: I hope you liked it!! 😂😁😀❤💙🔴🔵♣♦♥♠🃏🃏