If someone ever cheats on me, I'm going to invite him for a romantic candlelit dinner in a deserted area and then I'm going to tell him stories about how I killed my ex-boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me, and then I'm going to point to the trees and say "actually those woods right over there." And then I'm going to blow out the candles and laugh.
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