So I called the nearby Starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn't sure and wanted me to ask. So I asked them in Gollum's voice. "HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?" And the guy on the other line replied with "YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS." I flipped out and I was laughing and sobbing. And the guy on the other line asked "IS PRECIOUS OK?"
(That didn't happen to me. Wish it did. XD)
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