them: what's that on your ceiling
me: definitely not a one direction poster wtf are you on nothing's there it's not from 2011 you have no idea what you're talking about
them: you literally have a one direction poster on your ceiling
me: no. zayns not in one direction. therefore i do not.
them: caroline
me: i fookin know you wankstain

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Fandom Inside Jokes>1D PART TWO
FanfictionPart two of my fandom inside jokes #1 basic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways