*25 years later*
my children (named olivia, diana, freddie, four, and temporary fix. of course): can you tell us a bed time story
me: well i guess you're old enough to hear this now...
olivia: yES DO TELL US
me: ok, well once upon a time there was a little youtube channel-
larry: what's a youtube?
me: basically the facebook of your generation. now shush
four: what in the shit is facebook
me: exactly what you just said it is in the shit. nOW WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. anyways. there was once a youtube channel named freddieismyqueen-
freddie: is that who i'm named after?
me: i guess but if you would stop being a fake ass hoe and acting like you care, i would like to get on with the story. ok so. there was a video titled Top 30 Iconic Larry Stylinson Moments, and actually the story starts a long time before this, but we haven't get a whole year to talk about this. so. one day, i had forgotten about a band that i used to love and i forgot about the love within the band. so i scrolled across this video and pressed on it and i automatically fell in love again. so there was zayn, liam, niall, louis, and harry. louis and harry were in love but nasty syclops (wink wonk) would not let them show the world so they had to show their love by tattoos, sharing clothes, songs.........
*17 days, 21 hours, 54 minutes, and 7 seconds later*
me: and that is the romeo and juliet of my generation. except better because no one died. except for millions of souls.
temporary fix: why did you name our other brother zayn if you haven't liked zayn in 28 years
me: i had a feeling he was gonna leave.
diana: we haven't slept in eighteen days
me: now you know how i felt.
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Fandom Inside Jokes>1D PART TWO
FanfictionPart two of my fandom inside jokes #1 basic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways
