Fandom Inside Jokes>1D PART TWO

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i don't think we understand the true complexity of larry until we try to explain it to someone else.

them: so louis and harry are....
me: together
them: like dating or
me: no they're past dating
them: so they're married?
me: could be
them: and how do you know all of this
me: a lot of different things lead me to believe this. for example, they have matching tattoos
them: oh really like what
me: like a ship and a compass and a dagger and a rose and the it is what it is and the moth/butterfly and the 17 black and the buck
them: wtf does a dagger have to do with a rose? or any of the last three that you just mentioned?
me: oh my go-it's complicated you're just gonna have to trust me on that.
them: ok...what else
me: there's a video from a few years ago of louis shouting 'boyfriend' at harry
them: can i see?
me: *shows them*
them: ... how do you know that's them
me: because it's-bitch is you blind
them: okayyy but doesn't louis have a son?
me: nope
them: i thought i read that he had a son
me: you probably did. but he doesn't.
them: then who's freddie
me: "his" son
them: but
me: it's not actually his
them: then who's is it
me: not his
them: okay what about his girlfriend
me: nope
them: ... why
me: also fake
them: how do you know
me: it's all a pattern really.
them: but
me: trust me
them: why should i?
me: *sends link to top 30 iconic larry stylinson moments*

*thirty minutes later*

me: have you come to your senses?
them: i just- i don't- i- it's real
me: innit?
them: innit.