Fandom Inside Jokes>1D PART TWO

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so i was in class lemme just let you know how it's set up

there are six people but one of them wasn't there today. the table is set up like one of these: ^ and the teacher is at the front.

so i sit on one end so i'm facing my friend oscar on the other end.

the dude who got mad was sitting next to me, let's call him joe, and the person who was eating was in the middle, let's call him alfred.

before we begin keep in mind that most homeschoolers have not been exposed to anything.

so.

alfred: *eating a juicy drop pop or wtf they're called*

joe: YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IN HERE

alfred: it's not doing anything i'm just putting it in my mouth and sucking on it

me and oscar: *both look at alfred*

me: *immediately thinks about larry* *looks at Oscar*

NOW I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD HE JUST CLOSED HIS EYES AND DROPPED HIS HEAD SO DAMN HARD ONTO THE TABLE YOU SHOULDA SEEN HIS FACE HE WAS 790% DONE WITH THESE HOMESCHOOLERS BULLSHIT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE I STARTED DYING MY TEACHER WAS HOLDING IT BACK BUT OH MY FUCK OSCAR LOOKED SO DONE IM FUCKING DYING AND ALFRED AND JOE ARE JUST LIKE WTF IS GOING ON I KNOW IT DOESNT HAVE TO DO WITH ONE DIRECTION BUT SHIT MAN I HAD TO LET YOU KNOW

AND AFTER HE LOOKED BACK UP WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND I STARTED DYING ALL OVER AGAIN AND IM QUIET ASF IN CLASS SO THEY WERE ALL JUST LOOKING AT ME LIKE DAMN WTF IS WRONG WITH HER BUT OSCAR WAS JUST SITTING THE PINCHING THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE BECAUSE HE IS SURROUNDED BY THESE PEOPLE OH MY FUCK