Dear Diary-san,
Hello again it's me XD, and to continue off from yesterday, yes I am the new president of America (and soon to be the world) XD, but I'm going to be president from only 4 years >:T... OH I KNOW! I'll apply for a second term! :D and I'll use my useless money to show everyone how rich I am! But it's sad that I have to use the money that I use to wipe my ass with :/ (which means I have to use toilet paper like a Mexican;;;like ew DX) but no worries :3 I'll just use the money from tax payers since they're head over heels for me anyways XD!!!! I mean ofc they do like who wouldn't want a beautiful tanned (but I'm still white though XD not an immigrant lol), totes not orange boy like me X3 <33
Ugh sorry Diary-chan I have to stand next to my wife 😒😒😒(ew) for the crowd since I'm the new president 😒😒 (I can't believe I married an immigrant >:( like ew) anyways toodles! <3
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Dear Diary~<3
HumorHello it's me Trump XD/ he/him/ bisexual <3 but I'll never touch a guy EW!/ The president of the world X3/ Ill make America great again! Lol XD/ Did I mention that I like the memes which are dank? Lol XD IM SO RANDOM!!
