Dear Diary,
You would notice that I'm not calling you diary-chan today...well ITS BECAUSE OF THE TOILET PAPER USING MEXICAN PRESIDENT >:( !!!
First of all, WHICH PRESIDENT IS NOT RICH ENOUGH TO USE CLEAN MONEY FOR WIPING >:0!!?!!?
Second of all, WHY WONT HE PAY FOR THAT WALL???!! I already told everyone in America that he's going to pay for it because I'm awesome and that's what Mexicans do, and now everyone sees the opposite (I'm so embarrassed >\\\< stupid Mexicans >:( )
Ahh whatever I still have all the people of America, so I can take the food out of their mouths and use it >:DDD IM A GENIUS!!!!
No wonder they all voted for me >:3c
Sorry again Diary-kun but I have to leave and take food out of people's mouths ^.^
Love you!
YOU ARE READING
Dear Diary~<3
MizahHello it's me Trump XD/ he/him/ bisexual <3 but I'll never touch a guy EW!/ The president of the world X3/ Ill make America great again! Lol XD/ Did I mention that I like the memes which are dank? Lol XD IM SO RANDOM!!
