Dear Diary-San,
Unlike other presidents I'm going to actually do what I promised >:D
(OOOOOH I ROASTED ALL THE PRESIDENTS LOL XD) and as the bestest president-kun that have ever existed, I'm going to build a wall where all the toilet paper using Mexicans (ew DDDX) and those Muslims (even EW-er DDDXXX) who can't wipe their poop away with money 😒😒😒 like that's so dirty!!
The wall will cost like 14 billion dollars though... DX
OH I KNOW :D!!! I'll strip away all the health care from the people and use the money to build the wall instead of probably giving kids more education and more health care for other people or giving the money for research on cancer and AIDs! Because like, who needs it anyways lol XD, I've never seen someone with cancer anyways it must be a myth, which everyone is stupid enough to believe in unlike me XDDD!
Oh I'm getting off topic! oh silly random me XD!
I'm going to build the wall because I want to X3 and because I can
BECAUSE IM THE PRESIDENT BABY >:D
~Authors note~
Once there was a smart person who asked me with a gentle voice
"My child, what are you doing with your life"
I tear up, and with my shaky hands I grabbed a pair of sunglasses out of my back pocket, and shakily put it on. The smart person gasped and looked at me with the look of concern.
"Ruining it 👈😎👈", I choked through tears. While the other person wonders who the heck did I say "👈😎👈" verbally.
YOU ARE READING
Dear Diary~<3
HumorHello it's me Trump XD/ he/him/ bisexual <3 but I'll never touch a guy EW!/ The president of the world X3/ Ill make America great again! Lol XD/ Did I mention that I like the memes which are dank? Lol XD IM SO RANDOM!!
