Dear Diary,
Sorry for not writing in you :(
I was too busy being a president! :D
I sure you will understand :)
God...that chocolate cake was good...it was beautiful, I bought it to treat myself for launching 50 missiles at...Iraq? Idk XD
I'm so random and hilariously funny and good and handsome with big yaoi hands instead of tiny ones >:/
Ugh...here is another tweet of people bullying me... DX
Like...what did I EVER do wrong?
Stupid news reporters....I hate them...spreading fake news and shit...
Brb diary I have to go and call them out for hating m- I MEAN spreading fake news >:(
Toodles~!
YOU ARE READING
Dear Diary~<3
HumorHello it's me Trump XD/ he/him/ bisexual <3 but I'll never touch a guy EW!/ The president of the world X3/ Ill make America great again! Lol XD/ Did I mention that I like the memes which are dank? Lol XD IM SO RANDOM!!
