And The Ranters Say:

nova's rants: #1 : being gay

being gay.

Okay, you all need to prepare yourselves for this. There’s a 96% chance that tons of swear words will be used in this, because gay rights are one of my strongest opinions. Ready? Great!

First off, all of you lousy, shit faced homophobics, I first want to know why the fuck you actually care if someone is gay?

“Because it’s gross.”

“It’s part of my religion.”

Okay, answer number one, let me tell you this. It’s WAAAY FUCKING GROSS?! That has got to be the #1 worst excuse I’ve ever heard. Being gay is a part of life, and it doesn’t matter that someone has a different interest than you. It’s like some people love biker chicks and some people love preppy chicks. YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO GIVE A SINGULAR FUCK ABOUT WHAT SOMEONE ELSE’S PREFERENCES ARE.

Second answer is more reasonable, but may I remind you that not everyone in this world is an utterly devoted Christian. I’m an atheist and I respect people no matter what. There are Christians that accept gay people, and just for the fact that they don’t mind another person’s existence doesn’t mean they’re going to burn in hell. Whoever blames gay people for disrupting their religion seriously needs to take a rain check. Hey, I’ll help you with that. Why don’t you stand there, by that cliff? Great. –sets baseballs on fire and shoots the living shit out of you until you fall off a cliff into a helpless oblivion- Great, finally got that sack of shit out of here.

Now, I’ll rephrase it more simply. Just because someone has fallen in love with someone that has the same genitals as them doesn’t mean they’re any less perfect and amazing and wonderful.

Think about it: You don’t give a shit about a normal couple thousands of miles away that’s getting married today, do you? Well, then how could you possibly give more shits about a gay couple? What happened to equality, huh?

America? Land of the FREE?

You’ll see, you ungrateful assholes. 50 years from now gay people will be accepted just as black people have gotten equal rights all of those decades ago. Then you sure will feel like a big, fat asshole. I promise.

Now, another thing that annoys the shit out of me.

People using the words gay and fag as an insult.

I’m sure that you’ve all heard at least one of these sayings before:

“That’s so gay, Mark.”

“You’re such a fag, dude.”

“Oh my god that is the gayest thing to ever gay.”

And that tone that they’re using…you can tell that it’s meant for an insult. Now, whenever I hear this in my class this is what goes on in both my mind and on the outside.

Mind:

HOLY FUCKING SHITCAKES YOU ASSHOLE I WILL DIP YOU IN LAVA AND FEED YOU TO HOMELESS CHILDREN. YOU ARE A FUCKUP. CAN I KILL YOU NOW? CAN I PRETTY PLEASE CUT OFF YOUR TESTICLES AND FEED THEM TO YOU? YOU MAY HAVE BEEN UNATTRACTIVE BEFORE BUT NOW YOU’RE -99% ATTRACTIVE. I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE IN A MOTHERFUCKING HOLE. PEACE.

Outside:

-maybe rolls eyes-

If any of you guilty boys are reading this, I tell you now to please. stop. Because I will find out. And when I find out, I will come to your school and behead you in front of your girlfriend.

DON’T. MOTHERFUCKING. USE. GAY. AS. AN. INSULT.

There’s about ¼ of my rant. You got lucky. I didn’t use as many cuss words as I would have liked.  It’s a pretty strong opinion.

Make good choices, okay? c: