And The Ranters Say:

nova's rants: #2 : hallway troubles

when people stand in the middle of the hallway.

this may sound like a little thing I shouldn’t get upset about, but it’s honestly in my top three list of biggest pet peeves.

people who stand in the middle of the hallway ANNOY THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

well, let’s put it this way: i’m rather shy in real life, and my social anxiety is at an all time high this year in high school. if you are clogging up the fucking hallway like a clogged artery you are making me have to squeeze my feeble body in between your fucking friends, thus drawing attention to myself.

Excuse me, I don’t fucking want that you pieces of shit.

If you stand in the middle of the hallway, you are on my black list. you are in the top 50, mister. I would gladly push you off a 100 foot cliff.

DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW UNCOMFORTABLE YOU MAKE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE BY STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HALLWAY? VERY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.

All I want is to walk through a clean, less teenager infested hallway, but instead I find myself squeezing between your stinking pits and jumping over you guys just to get to the wonderful oblivion that is my friends.

when you pieces of shit stand in the middle of the hall it sends the kind of message to me that you think you’re better than anyone else. you think you’re so motherfucking amazing, huh? nope, you’re just an asshole.

for example, the sophomores seem to think they’re better than us, and in the morning before school, I may have gone to the lunchroom once or twice. all of those times those bitchy sophomores are standing there, blocking all entrance, talking and acting like they’re oh so motherfucking perfect.

NO. YOU. ARE. JUST. AN. ASSHOLE.

I literally have to get a chainsaw and chop through those bastards like I’m in one of those thick, tropical jungles just to get through.

And this isn’t just the sophomores. the popular freshmen are doing it, too. Whenever I go to lunch, they just stand right in the middle of the commons, acting like they’re the sunshine that god tanned himself in. (my own metaphor, thank you)

It’s gotten to the point where walking through school is like walking through a fucking maze, and I do not like it at all.

One last thing that fits into this category is when…well…I’ll just act it out here:

Sabrina happily walked through the hallways, carrying a book. She started to walk past a group of ugly teenage boys, when two of them started pushing eachother. “Fucking Christ.” Sabrina murmured. The two boys, still fighting, collapsed right in front of Sabrina, who daintily tripped over them and fell face first down a flight of stairs. She died. all. because. those. stupid. motherfucking. asshole. shitfaced. bastards. decided. to. look. like. idiots. and. fight. like. tools. because. they. thought. they. would. look. tough.

BREAKING NEWS, you look like a wimp who just wants to get into a fight to make himself looks stronger. NOT FUCKING ATTRACTIVE.

I would like to stress this issue more, but I feel as if you guys would just call me a whiny baby.

Make good choices c: