Sadly, Yes! (A Steven Universe fanfic)

I Don't Want to Fight

Hey, guys! Man, I'm tired. My stepmom was being a b**tch again this morning, and the porch steps were frozen, so I slipped and fell flat on my back. This just isn't my day. Anyway, who gives a crap, you're here to read! So, STORY TIME!!! Oh, and my friend wanted to be in this story, so she's showing up in this chapter.

"What do you guys want?" Isaac asked, walking down the boardwalk.

"I see a fast-food place," Jim pointed out, looking at a restaurant with a sign that says Beach Citywalk Fries.

"Ah, yeah," Henry said. "I love myself some fries!"

When they got up there, Isaac looked behind the counter, but didn't see anyone. "Hello?" he called. "Does anyone work here."

"Sorry!" called a voice. It sounded like a kid who couldn't be anymore than thirteen. Then he ran up to the counter. "There was a grease spill, I had to-" he stopped, and looked in awe at who was standing at the counter with a gem in  eye. "Y-you're a new gem."

Isaac looked himself up and down, then back at the young clerk. "Yeah," he said, "shocker."

After a few moments of staring, Jim impatiently said, "Hurry up, I want my FRENCH FRIES!!!"

He gasped. "Did your backpack just talk?"

"What? No, that's absurd!"

"Oh, oka-"

"It's the little annoying demon that lives in it." He then punched Jim and said, "be patient, stupid!"

"Shut up, butthole!"

Deciding not to comment on this, the clerk said, "Well, I'm Peedee Fryman."

"I'm Isaac. This is Henry-"

"Hi," Henry greeted.

"-and Jim-"

"Screw you!"

"-and we would like some french fries."

"Huh," Peedee responded. "Comin' right up." 

As they were eating their fries, Isaac suddenly stopped and looked up.

"Whush ub?" Henry asked with a mouthful of fries.

"Someone's com-" he started.

"Bum, bum, bum, baa, bum, baa, bum, baa, bum, baa..." sang a voice in the distance.

"Oh, crap. RUN!!! IT'S JASEMINE!!!" he warned, pointing to the sky.

Henry, deciding to look, saw for himself that their energetic friend Jasemine was wearing a parachute and about to land on them. Don't know why you'd take the time to watch THAT happen. So, they started running, but since this is a fanfiction full of comedy, they get covered up by the parachute anyway.

After everyone got out from under the parachute, Jasemine said, "'Sup?"

"Why, you son of a-" Jim started.

"Uh, guys?" Henry interrupted. "I think we have bigger problems..."

When the rest of the group looked, they came face-to-face with The Crystal Gems.

"No way..." Isaac said.

"Awesome," said Jim.

"Huh, what?" Jasemine asked, putting her phone away. "Did I miss something?"

"Is that... an dude with a gem on his eye?" asked Amethyst in confusion.

"But..." Pearl thought. "That's impossible!"

"That's the kind of thing I tell Henry all the time," Isaac replied.

"Hahahahahaha! Hahaha-" Steven started laughing, but stopped when the Gems gave him a glare.

"Why are you here?" asked Garnet.

"We're here because Henry's a klutz," answered Jim.

"Hey!"

"Well, it's TRUE!"

"Guys," Isaac interrupted. "Shut the hell up."

"Humph," Henry said. "He started it..."

"Enough talk!" Garnet suddenly said. "If you won't talk, we'll make you."

"Woah," Isaac said in surprise. "We don't wanna fight!"

"We don't?" Jim asked in confusion.

"Maybe you should have thought of that before you came here," Pearl stated, and they got into fighting stance.

"Wait, we're actually gonna fight?" Jim asked excitedly.

"Guess so," Henry answered. He then pressed a button on his watch, which covered his fist in metal. 

"We've got this, guys," Isaac said. He got into a fighting stance, when suddenly, the gem on his left eye suddenly began to glow. Before he knew it, a katana with a blue handle and pure white blade appeared in his hand. "Aw, hell yeah! Let's do this."

To be continued... :P

Sorry this took so long, I couldn't find my charger. Well, see you next chapter!