pick up lines - huang renjun

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renjun:
kiss me if i'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

ahyoung:
right. they do still exist.

renjun:
what? where?

ahyoung:
birds

renjun:
how are birds dinosaurs?

ahyoung:
they descended from the common ancestor of all dinosaurs

renjun:
why must you always ruin everything with science?

ahyoung:
what did i ruin?

renjun:
my pick up line

ahyoung:
your pick up line was already ruined before you even sent it

renjun:
i thought it was a good one

ahyoung:
well you thought wrong. it's extremely stupid and overused.

renjun:
has someone else used that pick up line on you?

ahyoung:
yes, actually

renjun:
what?? who?

ahyoung:
why does it matter?

renjun:
bc you're my best friend and i can't just let some greasy fucboi take you from me

ahyoung:
he wasn't a "greasy fucboi" and even if he was, it wouldn't matter. i haven't spoken to him in over a year.

renjun:
that's a relief. i thought i was going to have to hunt him down and kill him.

ahyoung:
why are you so overprotective of me?

renjun:
bc i care about you and if i don't look out for you, who will?

ahyoung:
that's true. but are you ever going to let me get a boyfriend? every time a guy confesses to me, you chase him away.

renjun:
no guy will ever be good enough for you

ahyoung:
not even you?

renjun:
no, not even me. you deserve the world and i don't think anyone could give you that. you deserve to be happy.

ahyoung:
i am happy. you make me happy.

renjun:
are you sure?

ahyoung:
of course

renjun:
ok... do you want to come over?

ahyoung:
why?

renjun:
i bought a few movies and i want to watch them with you.

ahyoung:
and?

renjun:
and.... we can order pizza and you can sleep over if you want

ahyoung:
i'm on my way

renjun:
already?

ahyoung:
yes, i can't wait to see my best friend

renjun:
alright, see you soon :)