pick up lines - huang renjun

three

renjun:
are you a magician?

ahyoung:
why?

renjun:
bc every time i look at you, everyone else disappears ;)

ahyoung:
good, that's how it should be

renjun:
don't worry, you're the only person that deserves my attention

ahyoung:
no, i really don't deserve it. i'm just lucky.

renjun:
i'm the lucky one

ahyoung:
aww

renjun:
i'm trying my hardest to be cute

ahyoung:
let's be honest, you don't have to try

renjun:
true. i'm naturally cute.

ahyoung:
you know what i love?

renjun:
you love puppies

ahyoung:
that's true but... i was going to say i love you

renjun:
i love you too. you're the most amazing best friend ever.

ahyoung:
you are too

renjun:
let's stay best friends forever. no matter what.

ahyoung:
that's the plan

renjun:
guess what i'm wearing

ahyoung:
idk. a clown costume?

renjun:
no, i'm wearing the smile you gave me

ahyoung:
so you're naked?

renjun:
i might be

ahyoung:
send nudez

renjun:
you send nudez

ahyoung:
i asked first

renjun:
i asked second

ahyoung:
fuck you

renjun:
gladly

ahyoung:
i suddenly can't read

renjun:
you can't read? that's too bad. i was going to ask you to come over to play video games but i guess not

ahyoung:
omw

renjun:
that's what i thought

ahyoung:
i spend more time at your house than i do at my own

renjun:
you might as well just move in

ahyoung:
nah, i'd rather not be there every time you bring another girl home

renjun:
you're the only girl i ever take home. i don't have time to meet other girls.

ahyoung:
you better not be lying. if i'm not allowed to date anyone, you aren't either

renjun:
we should just date each other

ahyoung:
gross no

renjun:
what's wrong with me?

ahyoung:
what isn't wrong with you?

renjun:
you act as if you can do better

ahyoung:
i can

renjun:
unfortunately for me, that is true :(

ahyoung:
i'll be there in a few minutes

renjun:
ok i'll go ahead and lock the door

ahyoung:
unlock*

renjun:
i know what i said

ahyoung:
i hate you

renjun:
i love you too