pick up lines - huang renjun

four

renjun:
it's a good think i have my library card

ahyoung:
why? you don't read.

renjun:
bc i'm checking you out ;)

ahyoung:
sorry, your card is expired

renjun:
shit... can i renew it?

ahyoung:
yes, for the small price of a movie and ice cream

renjun:
ughhh i have to take you to see a movie?

ahyoung:
and get ice cream. don't forget about that ice cream

renjun:
you'd never let me forget. you'd bring it up every 5 minutes until i bought it for you.

ahyoung:
that's true

renjun:
so what are you doing?

ahyoung:
hanging out with an old friend

renjun:
who's this old friend? it better not be a guy

ahyoung:
it isn't. it's a girl.

renjun:
oh ok. what's her name?

ahyoung:
eunha

renjun:
wait, is it the same eunha that we went to school with?

ahyoung:
yes! i'm glad you remember

renjun:
why?

ahyoung:
don't tell her I told you this but...

renjun:
but?

ahyoung:
she has a crush on you

renjun:
...she does?

ahyoung:
yes, it's pretty adorable actually

renjun:
oh..

ahyoung:
why don't you seem excited?

renjun:
what is there to be excited about?

ahyoung:
i just told you a really cute girl has a crush on you

renjun:
and?

ahyoung:
oh my god. what is wrong with you?

renjun:
nothing's wrong with me. i just don't want a girlfriend right now.

ahyoung:
are you sure?

renjun:
i'm sure. you're the only woman i need in my life.

ahyoung:
ok i'll tell her you're gay

renjun:
don't!

ahyoung:
i was only joking lmao i'll tell her you're not interested

renjun:
ok but do it nicely

ahyoung:
don't worry, i will

renjun:
isn't it rude for you to text me while you're hanging out with her?

ahyoung:
she just left anyway. i think she only wanted to hang out so that i'd tell you about her.

renjun:
wow. what a bitch.

ahyoung:
don't call her that. she's a nice girl.

renjun:
oh so nice girls use other girls to get closer to guys now?

ahyoung:
chill. it's not a big deal.

renjun:
where were you guys hanging out?

ahyoung:
at a café

renjun:
i hope she didn't make you pay for her things

ahyoung:
...

renjun:
are you kidding me?

ahyoung:
renjun, it's okay. i'm fine with paying for her.

renjun:
that's just messed up

ahyoung:
well then you should make it up to me :)

renjun:
do you still want to go see a movie and get ice cream?

ahyoung:
very much

renjun:
ok do you want me to pick you up?

ahyoung:
no, i'll just meet you there

renjun:
you sure?

ahyoung:
yes

renjun:
ok i'll see you soon

ahyoung:
ok!