pick up lines - huang renjun

seven

renjun:
how was the date?

ahyoung:
i cancelled it

renjun:
what?

ahyoung:
i told him i wasn't ready to be in a relationship yet. he seemed fine with it.

renjun:
why would you do that?

ahyoung:
you seemed upset and i'm always going to put my best friend's happiness before mine. i need to be here for you.

renjun:
you didn't have to do that

ahyoung:
yes, i did. i need to focus on making you happy.

renjun:
thank you ahyoung

ahyoung:
no problem

renjun:
let's take a moment to say our favorite pick up lines

ahyoung:
ok you first

renjun:
can i have directions?

ahyoung:
to what?

renjun:
your heart

ahyoung:
aw that's cute

renjun:
ok your turn

ahyoung:
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

renjun:
i'm not drunk. i'm intoxicated by you.

ahyoung:
roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van

renjun:
wtf is wrong with you?

ahyoung:
so many things

renjun:
clearly you need to seek help

ahyoung:
that's what you're here for

renjun:
no, you need professional help

ahyoung:
:((((( i'm not that bad

renjun:
i must admit your pick up lines were really funny

ahyoung:
i know. i'm hilarious.

renjun:
that's why you're my best friend

ahyoung;
that's the only reason?

renjun:
yes

ahyoung:
my heart hurts

renjun:
i can fix that

ahyoung:
how?

renjun:
what would you say if i said i was on my way to your house rn with food and movies?

ahyoung:
omg are you really??

renjun:
yes, really

ahyoung:
i love you

renjun:
i love you too now open the door