1: Eat LOTS of food
"Hehe! Wants some food get some food- *See's food* oooooooooooo. GIMME!!!" One hour later *Steps on Scale* One more pound than last time aka this morning... *Cries self to sleep*
2: Be rude to EVERYONE, this won't make you healthy, but you'll gain self confidence!
"It looks like Rose bought her shoes at a Dollar store! HAHAHA!!" or "Wow! Nobody asked Tom to the dance, how Pathetic!!" Wait, I didn't either..
3: NEVER exercise
Teacher: "Okay let's start out jog!"
You: Uh, Nuh-uh.
4: Stay on the computer ALL day
4AM eh, Just one more Tumblr post...
5: Ignore that stupid rule of "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" we ALL know Doughnuts are better DUH
Hmm? An apple, NOPE. I have my Doughnut BISHESSSSS
6: Accept the fact your not healthy
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