Dolan twins short stories and imagines

Fedex

knock knock. Who wants to talk to me at 1 am? Probably one of my zero friends. Like, no shit, I am alone all the time. No one texts or call me. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

"I'm coming!" I yell from my couch. I open the door to reveal a really, really REALLY cute guy. What am I saying, a flaming hot cheeto ass guy!

"Sorry for disturbing you so late but hum I got this box delivered at my apartment. I thought it was the clothes I ordered but it wasn't. It was hum ... well it was a dildo and since there's literally only two apartments on our floor I thought maybe it was yours?" the guy awkwardly explains.

fuck. I forgot I ordered this as a joke to my mom a couple weeks ago.

"Oh hum ... yeah thanks. I'm sorry that you had to see this" I laugh, taking the box from his hands.

"No, no it's okay ... I have an older sister I- I know what it looks like" he smirks.

Fuck me.

"What?" the guy smirks

"Mh?"

"You just said 'fuck me' " he explains.

" Oh. No! I said huuum 'Fuck ... meat' 'cause you know I forgot to buy meat today and ... I just realized. How dumb" I laugh awkwardly.

"Right" he laughs.

OH MY GOD HE'S SO CUTE SHDIDHFUDJD. Be the father of my child. Like actually.

"Oh I forgot hum" I wipe my sweaty palms on my grey sweatpants "Arii" I straighten my hand in front of me for him to shake.

"Grayson" he shakes my hand.

"Listen, I'm sorry this is how we met but do you wanna come in? Maybe. I mean you don't have to. You probably have better things to do but if you feel like losing your time with me ... do you want a coffee? Or a hot chocolate? A tea?" I start to ramble until I hear Grayson's laugh "what?" I ask.

"You know you're really cute when you try to find an excuse" he smiles.

I feel my face turn as red as a tomato. Fuck Arii find something to say ...

"I know" first thing I could think of. Then it hits me. What the fuck Arii?! "I meant' thanks" I smile.

"Soooo can I come in?" Grayson bites his bottom lip.

"Yeah just give me a second" I gently close the door in front of him.

"Thank you Fedex" I whisper. I open the door again "Come in!"

Oh whale 😂🙈 This happened. These last two were for someone that asked me to but I can't find her @ anymore sooo ... my bad.
Ok Sia ❤ J