Sweatshirts, TØP, and Waaay Too Many Puns

LILLAC22 IS BACK

Hello my fellow trash cans
I'm gonna give y'all some weird facts about me (cuz why not)
My friends call me a cow
I don't sleep much (or at all usually 5-0 hours)
I am terrified of spiders so I name them and give them personalitys so I can function
I just saw one its name is Ereld (er-uld)
I live near a woods (duh duh duh)
I always get strange complements (ex. A random kid came up to me in school and said " you have nice cheek bones" (idk why I didn't know that was a thing)
DAN AND PHIL
I love making slime
I have WAYYYYY to many pets
If u told me I could live but I had to do my makeup I would be dead cuz I don't know shiz about that stuff
I one time rolled off of a counter while listening to old time rock& roll(idk what I was trying to do but I landed on my back)
I ran into a pot and fell in it listening to the same song ( I broke the pot) the song is bad luck
My father set carrots on fire trying to boil them and when he saw the huge fire in the kitchen he just calmly said "oh I guess that's my carrots" and walked slowly to them as I'm like dad they are on FIRE
I'm a HUGE clutz
DAAASSSSS ITTTTTT
ILL GIVE YA ANOTHER CHAPTER SOON BYEEEE
DIS IS NEW I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO 5 different types of pringels now I'm with BBQ